Mothers Day

Why is it there is no show on Moms Day. Why is it that Dads Day has Car Shows and Cruise Ins and Adult Beverages but Mom gets shafted with a nice card and dinner. Mom deserves a car show with all the frills and faux marble that she could ask for.

Dad worked hard all his life but he didn't give birth to us. Mom probably thought she was passing a 54 Pontiac through her loins while giving birth to the likes of you and me. Nice Card.

She probably felt like she was run over by a Cadillac of the 60's about the time that Officer Numbnuts brought you home after breaking windows in the vacant house 2 streets over. Where Would You Like To Eat.

Dad never cooked anything that involved a pot or a pan, just meat on the grill. Yet Mom was the one that told you that everything would be fine while you wore that Buick grill on your teeth for what seemed like an eternity. What Would Like For An Appetizer.

Pop would give you something to cry about and Mom would soothe your pain. She washed your clothes and ironed your shirts. The old man would smack your ass and wash the car. She made you lunch and helped with your homework Dad would fart and snore during your favorite show on evening TV. Ordering Wine Or Would You Like Something From The Bar.

He gets a Car Show not Mom. He takes credit for what you have become only if you've become what he wanted you too. She didn't push you in any specific direction but loves for what you are anyway. Go Ahead Order Anything You Want Ma.

Mom gets flowers and a card, then dinner. She needs a Car Show. She deserves a Car Show.

Besides the $5.00 entry fee and the $25.00 Cheap Ass Trophy would be cheaper than the flowers the card and the dinner.

Love Ya Ma!