5/20/12

What's Up Doc?

I was asked what the blog would be about today by several people and I know this for sure, it won't be about raising rabbits. Sorry we talk cars here.

Bonney Eagle Car Show has set a new record for packing the most laughs in a single area.

I started laughing at the gate when they told me to go all the way to the front entrance to enter the grounds. What the fuck were they thinking, the Street Rod Entrance was 50 yards up the street. Then came the merging of two lanes into one lane with some future politician or possibly a present politician wanting to explain the proper use of a condom when having sex with the wild African Blueberry. I'm not sure if that was the topic of the conversation but I did hear him called "dickhead", so I'll assume it was about sex.

Yep we didn't take that part of the tour and moving on. Parking was by divine intervention, after all it was Sunday and the Reverend Cat Crate was in attendance. Now I'm not against desegregation as it pertains to the equality of man but a little segregation in the classes would go a long way. The VW crowd had it right but even they looked like a display of Aryan superiority.

This show has not disappointed anyone for the last 10 or so years. It's the culmination of not giving a shit about anything but the money, the mentality that mediocre is good enough and resting on past deeds and achievement.

Yet the question remains as to why we go back year after year. Are we expecting it to get better. Check please, reality check please. Or are we just out to forage for something that no longer exists. I think we are all glutons for punishment in our own little sado-masochistic minds. You know, whip me, beat me, send me to Bonney Eagle and may I have another.

Yes we had good time and accomplished all we intended. But...


Pissing your pants with laughter. $5.00 (entry fee)
Eating bad burgers and nasty ass fries. $11.00 ( wtf )
Writing this blog   Priceless




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