As I sit here in my 400lb Ogre suit, thinking of who's cornflakes I can shit in, I get this e-mail from SEMA.
The e-mail has to do with an April Fool's Prank. Evidently an Orson Welles/War of the Worlds type of moment came over the membership of the Shelby American Automobile Club.
It seems a Newsletter/E-mail was sent out, with an article in the name of Senator Charles Schumer with a proposed Federal Collector Car Tax.
Trumpets across the land were sounded, Paul Revere rode again and about 10,000 assholes puckered up so tight it will be next month before they can fart. All as a prank.
Everybody is now laughing except Senator Schumer whose office is now under siege by the ones who didn't get the memo.
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