12/20/12

Ending

If the Mayan's are correct this will be my last post.

If they are wrong, you and your poor suffering ass will get to put up with my rants for just a tad longer. As the saying goes be careful what you wish for.

Added at 8:14 AM 12/21/12

Well so far so good but the day isn't over yet.

Added at 2:21 PM 12/21/12

Did anybody check to see how the world will end? I think it might be ending by Douche, it certainly is raining enough to think that. Confirmation would be a phone call from anybody named Noah.

Added at 9:29PM 12/21/12

If I was holding my breath waiting on this Mayan prophecy my head would have caved in about an hour ago. 2.5 hours to go. Only thing is if this doesn't come true I'll have to get ready to go Christmas shopping in the morning. What did you think I'd buy shit and put up with all these greedy fuckers for nothing.

Get real.

Added at 8:20 12/22/12

Somebody lied, the world still exists, I'm still writing this rag, your still reading this with your oatmeal, I have to go Christmas Shopping and people will suffer because of that.

Added at 2:30 12/22/12

And as I stood in a line that was 16 carts deep, with virus spewing, snot dripping, smelly little things that someone thought were children, a prayer for the end of the world crossed my mind. Then the light of reason came upon me and then I knew this was the end of the world.

 THE ASS END OF THE WORLD.




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