End

The G-NG Lions Car Show marked the end of the show season with all the fanfare of a bean fart.

The weather was a deterrent for many enthusiasts who spent all week washing and cleaning their cars and didn't want to get wet. Really? Please if you watercolor paint job is that fucking fragile then we are glad you stayed home wrapped in your mommies afghan, sipping some herbal tea, picking out the dam home we are going to stick your wimpy ass in next week.

It was the last show of the season and probably the last time we will see some folks till next season. 75 cars and trucks put up with dense fog, drizzle and a 5 minute shower in support of a Car Show that needs support. Lets face it we are loosing car shows faster than we are creating them. This one is far from the best but it sure beats a kick in the balls.

As always the G-NG Lions Car Show provided us with a few WTF moments and most shrugged it off as now it seems normal. The fair went on as it should and being an election year the politicians were as thick as the fog. At least they had them down by the shit houses so we could carry their campaign message a shorter distance and the sun actually made an appearance although briefly.

Speaking of Shit houses it seems that an abundance of toilet paper was in supply and I think most everybody involved got the fucking point. At least nobody showed their ass by spreading rumors.

Stay tuned the year in review could be funny or brutal.