Nada

From the slang Nada, meaning Nada, as in what are you doing this weekend.

No shows? No Cruises? Nada.

Probably a high chance of heat with a 100% chance of swamp ass, but you can go to Tractor Supply and get your Monkey Butt Powder. Gold Bond is on sale at Rite Aid so your salt brine problem is curable. Really it can be cured, not quickly, but it can be cured.

The real thing is, no plastic, marble and brass to caress. Just you and your car, no crowd, no adoration from all the trophy hunters that are pissed as hell that you beat them for the tenth time this season. Just you and the car. No need to wax, buff, clean or vacum. Just you and the car.

So what does that tell you?

Well you can sit around all weekend with your head down, moping like a red headed step child, who they won't let sit at the big table. You could get out a dust rag and dust all the $25.00 Cheap Ass Trophies you have taking up enough space to warrant a storage container. That would take all this weekend and probably cause swamp ass indoors. I'd take them all out in the driveway and hose them off.

But you could really prove to yourself and alot of others that your not just an addict of $25.00 Cheap Ass Trophies. I myself will back out the beast, drop it in gear and stab it and steer. That's right use it for what it was built for, driving.

I'm going to suck up some fuel, put wear on the tires, get bugs on the grill and in all likelyhood get bird shit on the roof. I'm going to DRIVE my car to a point where all people can look at it and not care if I'm going to vote for them or them vote for me. I'm going to air out the beast and let it run like it wants, full out and screaming and not worry about getting to the gate at the crack of fucking dark to be first in line.

So go out in the garage and go for a drive to someplace, call a friend or don't, just drive it like it was meant to be driven. Make your own fun, you really don't need another Cheap Ass Trophy.

Do You?

NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
There was a cruise on Saturday in Bowdoinham called Cruise In on the Cathence or some facsimile thereof. My bad, but it comes to close to the word catheter and you really don't want me to go out on a limb with that subject.