Who'd a Thought

Because Abraham Lincoln had the foresight to start a holiday based on food for thought and thankfulness that we would all gain pounds of fat because of a tall skinny guy.

That "Black Friday" has nothing to do with Al Sharpeton, Jesse Jackson or the NAACP.

That a 32" LCD/HDTV would actually make you wait in line at 3:00AM, only to see 300 people there before you.

That because its a shoppers weekend we can all drive like morons in order to prove that we are morons.

That a Mexican American can do to Obama in 90 minutes something we have wanted to do for 2 years.

That some of you are actually laughing right now.