Opinion on Politics in DC

Getting up in the morning, drinking that first cup of Coffee and cruising the headlines of the local daily rag they call a newspaper, is one thing that I enjoy. Today was like the last except I spit coffee all over the page when reading the Headline, "Feds set to impose emission controls", with the subject being the President giving the EPA virtually autonomous powers from the rest of the Government in order to control emissions from industry, including Automobiles.

I, at that split second had the vision of an Army of Federal Minions wearing little recycling emblems like swastikas doing the goose step as they saluted the President. They all had smog monitors and were probing tail pipes and confiscating vehicles that they deemed unfit to operate, while the owners were carted off to some Hybrid reeducation camp. The pile of burning vehicles looking like a pile of burning books in 1939 Berlin, with the Nazi's piling on more in the name of the fatherland.

A little frightening ain't it. I meant it to be. If this is happening, the antique, hot rod and muscle car owners will be sent to the Smoking section as we will be deemed unhealthy. We will be the whipping post of all the Environmentalists and Health Care Reformists as the cause of the rising Green House Gasses and the rising cost of Health Care.

Watch your Ass my friends, the EPA has a methane detector with no lube, as it too was deemed a hazard to the environment.