Yes, No, Maybe, None of the Above

Phone rings, a political message from the Vote Yes to Ban Political Messages That Interrupt My Dinner. Phone again, poll on which way I will vote in the 2012 election for Street Sweeper in downtown Shitsville. Phone rings, Survey from a Virginia Based Company asking if Gay penguins should be allowed to wear lace panties, I say sure why not the Governor does. Ring ring, Major Arnold Cupcake asking me to vote yes on #345, rejecting the right to privacy in your bathroom during a bowell movement. Phones rings, Governor stating why he wears lace panties, mentions a skinny ass and comfort. Phone again, Barkat Yomama asking for my support in the Presidential race in Outer Mongolia. Ring Rang, my mother, wanting to know if I voted.

Not yet, been busy answering the phone all day.