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Absolutely Hilarious: To listen to mature grown men claim, who is right and who is wrong over a Cheap Ass Trophy. To listen to grown up people with years of experience and wisdom bicker and fight over who has the biggest willie. Next Page.

Here is a fact: There is not one(1) Professionally Produced Car Show in The State of Maine. Meaning that a producer of car shows like the World of Wheels or Autorama does not promote an in State Show. This means all Car Shows are Amateur attempts to raise money for volunteer fire departments, School programs, non profit organizations or just for the hell of it. A Judged show in this State is judged by people who think they know cars, Key Word Is Think, and these people deserve to have their heads examined. They are not paid professionals. Next Page.

Get Over It: Special Interest is a Dumping Ground for vehicles that don't fit in any other class due to Owner Request, Customization, Poaching, Ineptitude at the gate or any other reason that blows around in the wind. Unless You, Me or the Other Guy is willing to sit down with each group and train them as to the class structure and meaning of each class, this will continue. Giving them a Manual From someone they don't know or have ever heard of is like demanding they do it by the Book. Ain't Gonna Happen, ask the Shriners. Screaming about it from the top of Mount Olympus can be compared to teaching a pig to sing. It's a waste of Time and pisses off the pig. Next Page.

Props: This is not a word for accolades, praise or tribute. A prop is used on the stage in a theater or movies, or as part of a boat motor to move the boat thru the water. If you need to use Props to sell your vehicle for the votes it needs to obtain your much needed award, you may want to rethink your presentation. Are they voting for the vehicle or the prop. Time out kids have timed out, Stuffed animals are for small children and yes the surf board should be in the water. Next Page.

Tension: I ain't talking about tight fan belts. If Car Shows continue in the manner of the past 2 years with nothing but politics and back stabbing and a general lack off fun, then they will cease to exist or become invitation only. At times at recent Car Shows you can cut the tension in the air with a knife. This is due to the fact of a certain group of people and I do mean group, that have nothing better to do than gripe and point out the flaws in each and every show they attend. If that's all you have to do, do it at home and quit making my life miserable by your presence. I came to have fun. If I have to Look over my shoulder every time I have a conversation, because it may be cause for this groups ire. I'm Not Having Fun.

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