New Award Program

Starting today and lasting as long as it takes me to stop laughing, I will take nominations for an Award. This Award will be the cheapest of all Cheap Ass Trophies, as it will be made of old and used Trophies with no expense to me or anyone else.

Nominees will need to be self serving and despicable in all aspects of the car hobby. They will display the most blatant means of vote getting and result tampering. Also accepted will be those that become your friend just to get your vote only to leave you in a lurch when another sucker is found.

No one person or group will be exempt as long as they fit the criteria of being able to garner votes from thin air and throw a hissy fit when they realize the Award received is inappropriate for their self inflicted status in life.

Only the most habitual of class jumping trophy poachers will be taken as nominees. All others need not apply. Those that bitch about the state of the hobby and car shows in general yet do nothing about making the needed changes, will be put on the list for special dispensation.

Anyone interested in making a nomination just drop this blog an E-Mail as no nominees will be accepted via the comment box, however any comments will be accepted, they may not get published but they will be accepted.

The Award will be called the "Worst of the Leftover Meatloaf Blue Plate Special Horses Ass Sore Loser Buff the Best Screw the Rest for the Year Award".

And hopefully I won't bite my tongue while its in my cheek.