My Bonney Lies Over The Ocean

Over the last few years Bonney Eagle's Car Show has gone to shit and the hogs ate it. In its glory days it was something to look forward to. Not for me, not today. Today was the possibly worst day to have it, thanks to Mother Nature.

So thank you mom for what you did today by not letting me worry about being parked some 3/4 of a mile from the nearest hint of the Show or being stuck in the Afternoon traffic jam that occurs in about 3 places on the way home.

Thank you dearest Mother in your attempt to make me smile at the fact that I wouldn't have to be wet from the rain all day, that some pubescent teen with more acne than a Clearasil ad would want to sell me a T-shirt and fail in their attempt.

Oh Mother of Nature I thank you for helping me to conserve on my budget and not allow me to pay a $5.00 entry fee or 3 bucks for a bad burger. Ma you saved me from standing in line for the honor of using a porta-potty that needed to be emptied or at least deodorized.

As you can tell I didn't attend the Great Bonney Eagle Car Show and for that matter I had no intention of attending it at all.

But I had to say something.