The Dentist or a Car Show

Here it is the last day of May and no car show to go to. Sleeping in has its advantages, as do enjoying a cup of coffee at a leisurely pace. Reading the Sunday Paper and realizing its the same paper they print everyday, only with color comics instead of b&w.

Car Shows seem to be the life's blood that drives most of the hobbyists that we know. There are some that just live to get that $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy, others could give a shit whether they get a trophy or an award. I'm one of the latter who could care less about the trophy. I like the camaraderie and feeling of friendship I get when I "make the rounds".

But there are some among us that absolutely abhor Car Shows. They basically would rather have a kick in the balls or visit the dentist. I know one such person who owns some of the finest examples of Street Rods in the area and refuses to go to a car show.

After reading Exhaust Fumes and HotKarz's posting on the Best of the Best and Car Buff of the Year, He E-mailed me this...

Read your latest contribution, good one... I do think Mr. ptwoody has spent way too much time waxing his woody. Really this car show thing is the biggest batch of bullshit I have ever seen. Having the show is not really the problem (well it really is, shows are really just a my dick is bigger than your dick pissing contest) the award part is the biggest farce. Do they have a best engineered award, no. Do they have an attention to detail award, no. Do they have a best innovation award, no. Do they recognize the hands that created the car, no. Do they even have a clever little doodad award, no. What they should have, in most cases, is an I wax someone elses craftsmanship trophy and the grand winner should receive a sorry about your penis award. As you may be have gathered from my rantings I firmly believe as long as there are car shows, gravity will remain an unnecessary commodity.

Later,
D

...and I agree with most of what he says. Luckily for you I'm somewhere between the Trophy Hunter and D, I'd rather not take the the kick in the balls but at times a dental appointment doesn't look that bad.

I take nothing away from anybody who gets an award or a trophy for a sweet looking vehicle and works to keep it that way. I do however frown upon the ass kissers who get a trophy every week due to the flavor of the lip balm they use. In my eyes there is a definte correlation between the size of the penis and the amount of ass kissing. Just watch at the next Show. Very few chapped lips get trophys.

As I post this I realize that HotKarz is making "His" choice for the Car Buff of the year, sometime in the near future. Hehehe!




Like I even made the short list.