5/7/09

Captain Nut Sack and The Search For The Lost Mind

When last we saw our intrepid hero, he was covering his ass with whatever he could reach. In this case size does matter, due to the fact he couldn't reach enough to cover the large estate he had left exposed.

The Bluff was called at the last meeting and now he has tried to spread out his campaign of misinformation and deceit to another club by trying (in vain) to join their membership. The other club knowing him better than he thought, refused by vote to let him become a member. Either the other club saw through his side show of smoke and mirrors or they may have a rule that, as in most golf games, you can't use two clubs at a time.

Now here's a plot twist. Members of this other club, are former members of his club, who broke away and formed the other club to get what they wanted in a club. Feeling wounded at the time of the break, it has taken many years to heal the wound that has existed between the two clubs.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, his existing members are leaving in droves. Not just because of him, but also his little set of matching minions, that scurry around feeling important helping to spread more lies and tall tales of misinformation pointing in the direction of the former members. Some of the remaining members are valiantly fighting a never ending battle to keep the club alive and well.

Captain Nut Sack has since taken it upon himself to cut all ties with the other club in the name of his club without his club voting or having any type of opportunity to discuss the matter let alone vote on it. Thus the old wound has been reopened and probably never to heal again, without the removal of a Nut Sack.

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMay 10, 2009

    After causing much discontent, Captain Nut Sack chosen (in a snit)to step down. Will the "minions" follow suit? Certainly not the club of old.

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