LEGISLATE THIS

After reading a couple of recent e-mails on a certain Political problem here in the Great State of Maine. I reach back into my archives of way to much music and put on some Dire Straits. We here in the State of Maine have several laws protecting us from Green Weenie Environmentalists and the other non -gear head types who have plagued our state in recent years.
But like anything some rules don't jive, they fight each other, thus more rules and regulations that will make you puke. Then we get the interpretations by different departments and bureaus that take laws and turn them into mush. Before you know it you have the laws meant to protect you shoved so far up your ass, a colonoscopy looks like fun.
That's just a look into what we put up with just to keep our hot rods on the road. It has also been said we need a lobbyist to help us get this shit straightened out. The laws were put in place by a group of non-hobbyist business people who only care about profit and not fun. Now they want MONEY from the hobbyist to help pay for the lobbyist who wants $12k to get it right when it was their fault it didn't get done right the 1st time.
What do you think we are STUPID. Besides the fact that your so called lobbyist is also a hobbyist and should cut us some slack. You guys screwed it up you guys fix it.

"Money for nothing and your chicks for free"