Exhaust Fumes

"Good Night, Mrs Calabash, Wherever You Are"

2011-06-18T00:21:00.000-04:00

A quotation from Jimmy Durante is the only way to begin this post.

After 352 posts it's time. I don't sell snake oil cures or miracle treatments, I don't discuss politics unless it has to do with our hobby. I have always tried to say it like it is and kept the faith through out the many postings that most have enjoyed since the start.

What I have done is give a point of view that sometimes went against the established train of thought. An opinion that went against some oppressive ideas on Car Shows and the way they should be run. We told stories with more characters than the cast of the Sopranos. We've made some friends and a few enemies who I'm sure will be glad to read this. But at all times writing the truth and with a truck load of integrity.

With the advent of the Social Media such as Twitter and Facebook and the instantaneous posting of comments from mobile aps and every gadget known, this Blog is old and Antiquated. It is time to put it to bed.

However it may come back if needed, without warning, at any moment.

I have really enjoyed my time here on the keyboard and especially enjoyed the comments and the greetings given for a good posting or even being called a son of a bitch and an asshole by the ones that were raked over the coals as it meant I made the point and it was sharp. Constantly pushing my opinion on others reminds me to much of someone else and thats not what this Blog was about. Besides I can always say it to their faces.

With that I say Goodnight.

This Week

2011-06-07T09:02:00.001-04:00

We have a new show at the Cumberland Fair Grounds that is scheduled for Sunday. On Saturday at the same venue they are scheduling " Maine's Biggest Yard Sale ". Hopefully nobody gets there early and has their car sold.

C.H.O.P. Starts tonight and the weather is looking good for that. It does seem a little late in the season for it to start but as always Quality is much better than Quantity as Roy's is finding out with a virtual ghost town last week.

As we approach the Fathers Day weekend the call for assistance from the Club that was the Knucklebusters has gone out and they would like help parking cars and with other areas of the show. Step up and help as this in all likeliehood is the last one.

Via e-mail and a posting on the other guys blurb Cruise Maine Magazine's Kim Walker is asking for assistance in finding the owner of a vehicle with a registration plate that reads Elvis 32, That tells me 2 things, most likely it's a 1932 something and that registration at the Awsesome Auto and Bike Fest needs alot of work.

Bridgton

2011-06-06T07:55:00.001-04:00

Let's start by saying the weather couldn't have been better. After that we could say the change of venue was a plus. The Coffee Mug/Thermos was an added surprise.

Then we would sound like the other guy and rip this show a new ass.

I had a good time, with old friends and a few new ones were made along the way.

That's what it should be about.

Memorial Day

2011-05-30T09:27:00.000-04:00

A time to thank those that have given us our Freedom. Our freedom to own and operate our vehicles, to build them the way we want them.

It is also a time to remember those that will pass our way no more. That list seems to be growing.

Because of the Rain out last week this will be the first Cruise In at Tractor Supply in Oxford. As it look now it should prove to be a good day for it.

Need some reports on the Oxford Thing and hopefully some reader went to the Corinna Show, up at Thunder Valley.

Not much to write about

High Speed Communication My ASS

2011-05-21T09:45:00.000-04:00

Here is the latest on posting Comments to the Blog.

3 Comments dated 5-12-11 came in this morning for the posting titled "Comments". Today is the 21st, correct??

The Internet is a wonderful thing. But you could have used the USPS and gotten your comments here quicker, or better yet 2 cans and some string.

Maybe Al Gore did invent the Internet ?

Naples Car Show

2011-05-20T17:55:00.001-04:00

According to a Message From Mr. Ken Matthews the Naples Car Show has been rescheduled to SUNDAY the 22nd. No reason why, but probably the weather. Adding to the Glitches one day at a time.

Yep Its Raining

2011-05-18T20:39:00.000-04:00

So I get this Message, and it states that the Raymond School Show is on for August 21st and it came from the Gerry Clan themselves so I'm thinking its a real message not some rumor as they are the ones that put it on last year and maybe this year I can Make it.

In other news we are writing this with an updated editor program and are waiting to see if that was the problem with the comments.

As usual the dates for Naples Sons of the American Legion Car Show are contradicting themselves but Saturday is the most common date shown. This seems to be an ongoing problem with this show for some reason, perhaps its to close to Route 302.

Rain is predicted for the reasonable future or even the unreasonable future. With this being said perhaps a Top Notch Show may consider using the Coast Guard to Judge "Best of Show"

Comments Chapter 2

2011-05-16T08:26:00.002-04:00

Comments being posted to this blog seem to be an iffy thing. Some come through, some don't. As far as I can tell it is not a Blog problem but in all likelihood a provider problem. It may be that the Provider is reading your comment as a virus or spam and not allowing it to go through. It could be that the planets are not aligned correctly, that the Gods of the Internet just don't like you.

Anyway I DID NOT go to Bonney Eagle or as some are now calling it Scrawny Beagle. I have had a couple of comments via e-mail that ranged from same old shit to really good.

Next week is the Naples Show on Saturday. Will this one be better or worse than its earlier incarnations.

Comments

2011-05-12T07:44:00.000-04:00

For the second time in recent history I have Recieved an E-Mail from a reader saying that their comment won't go through. This is not due to my blocking comments. this is either a security issue or a glitch in the system.

I would like everybody that reads this to leave a comment. If it does not goe through send via E-Mail to the Address on the Right Hand Side of Screen.

In another matter I read a Headline in today's Sun Journal that read,"Peacock Roaming Coastal Town" it went to say that a mysterious peacock was wandering aimlessly around Kennebunk. Please somebody go get Jim he forgot how to get home.

Lately

2011-05-10T09:14:00.005-04:00

The rumor mill says that the Wells Show was good and had a few surprises in the Awards area. Congrats to the winners. But what is this Play I heard about???

This weekend is the old War Horse, Bonney Eagle, which in years past has been a thoroughbred but now seems destined for the plow. From Premiere to Ordinary would be a good adage. Expect the crowds, the mix master called "Classes" and possibly a decent swap meet area. But not much else except the Traffic Jam when you leave. It's turned into every other show, only larger.

Also this Weekend is the NSRA Appreciation Day in Lebanon ME at Duckworth Automotive. Geared for the Members of the NSRA its a chance for the Hot Rod guys to get Safety Inspections and the Camaraderie that comes with the territory. It's Free to Members and a Pot Luck Lunch will be served. Bring some food and share.

In all likelihood this will be the Last Year of the Hodgman's Frozen Custard Show on Father's Day. It is sad to say but this perennial favorite is lacking Manpower and has relied on several organizations to get it through the day in the past few years. The Knucklebusters have done a hell of a job and will continue on with the members left as a Club, but no longer feel they can put on the Quality show the Hodgman's Frozen Custard Show has been. The Hodgman's have stated in the past that when the Knucklebusters give it up then the the Show will done, for good.

Another Thing or Things

2011-05-02T08:20:00.002-04:00

Some of you may be having an issue with posting comments to what is written here. I assure you I am not editing anything or keeping anything from being posted. As always any comment will be posted as long as there is no profanity being used for profanities sake. If you can not post a comment, E-Mail it, I can do the copy and paste thing as I did for the last posting and comment from Pretty Woman.

Deb Mosher from Cruise Maine Magazine wanted the word spread about the Maine Bike and Car Fest Show at Oxford Plains Dust Bowl and how she has three dates that they want cars to display at the gate for promotional consideration. Not a bad idea as long as you can beat some of the Human Cantelopes off with a stick. If your interested contact Deb Mosher at Cruise Maine Magazine. I think everybody got one yesterday at Medomak.

Next we have the Togus Veteran's BBQ and the Rusty Nuts needing help. They are all set or seem to be at this time. This is a transitional year for them and has been a little rough with egos and politics. We all know about politics from the Latin-Poli, meaning Many & Tics, meaning Blood Sucking Butt Lumps. I plan on leading a group from L/A as I have in years past and getting there at our leisure. After all it is about the veterans not somebodies grand scheme or political agenda. Rumor has it that next years will be downsized to be more user friendly for Veterans and Participants.

Medomak

2011-05-01T22:04:00.002-04:00

And the season is off to a glorious start with a fantastic show put on by the Class of 2011 at Medomak Valley High School. Best turnout ever was the word heard through out the day and from the looks of the area used for the Show it truly was the best turnout ever.

With the usual glitches here and there and a gate crew that was doing the best job they could with 2 lines running most of the morning, no major complaints were heard by myself or anyone I talked too.

There were a few moments of Douchebaggery but it was the usual players and actually it seemed quite normal. Those that were witness to the momentous performance of the Dance of a Thousand Douches were thoroughly enthralled and quite enchanted.

Great Job all in all and it only gets better with age.

Coming Soon

2011-04-29T20:13:00.005-04:00

In a little less than 36 hours the Show season begins. With that being said, so to does all the Drama and Douchebaggery, the Trophy Worship and the Temper Tantrums, the He said She said Crapola Machine that makes the Car Show Season seem so worthwhile.

As the sweat runs off your nose, while you clean your car for the fourth time that day, remember it is supposed to be fun. When you don't get that $25.00 Cheap Ass Trophy because somebody or group of somebodies voted for their buddy, remember how much fun you had that day. When the Trailer Queen that drove 100 yards into their respective class takes first place for the tenth time this season, remember the ride to the show and the ride home you have to take.

It's all about the Fun and the people. The friends you haven't seen since October are worth the price of admission and that is the truth. Others would have you believe that it's a competition on the highest level and in one word I say Bullshit. Athletes compete and the last time I looked the 100 yard dash is more of an amble over to the Porto Potty.

Have Fun. Be Fun. A Simple idea that proved itself last year and needs to continue. The recognition of being awarded a trophy for your cleaning abilities is one thing. The recognition from your peers in the form of Friendship is a whole lot bigger and better. Besides trophies take up space and collect dust. There is always room for more friends and if they get dusty you can hose them off.

Coming Soon ... Medomak

Read It.

2011-04-24T20:05:00.008-04:00

Drizzle, steady drizzle all day, but the insistence remained. We had gone over it time and again and even in this drizzle the insistence remained. As I opened the door the two of us were drawn to the cool crisp air but we held back as the drizzle turned to a steady rain.

Disappointment perched on our shoulders like a small bird chirping its song of gloom in our minds, yet we paid it little mind. As time went on we were drawn further in and soon we closed the door to wait in silence for the time to come.

As we waited we saw the day getting shorter but our spirit never waivered. We soon were rewarded with a break in the weather and off we went in the drizzle not caring a bit about getting wet.

We ran, we warmed each other, and the harder we ran the more we enjoyed the cool air and the drizzle seemed to stop. As we turned toward the homestead we had left earlier we were giddy with that first run and in the rain to boot.

The garage door closed and the keys were hung on the hook we were ready for another season. Yes we were.

7 days to go.

New Word

2011-04-20T23:35:00.002-04:00

BUREAUCRAPPIC is a word invented after listening to the minions at BMV from 9am to 11am today in Bugusta.

Nothing Major really happened other than educating the ignorant, having a conversation with the knowledgeable and generally throwing out most of LD1306 with minor changes in language for customs. A few proposals were made and may come to fruition at some point in time.

The Right Reverend Fudgewhistle was there and actually stated his opinion quite clearly. Never once did he attempt to beat anyone about the head and shoulders with the Holy Grail, but I could see in his eyes he wanted to. Luckily for us the meeting ended and he was allowed to cool his emotions.

What really happened today is a dialog was opened between good people with the same inner passion for Automobiles as we. Thats a good thing.

Bible Thumping

2011-04-12T17:56:00.004-04:00

So today we went to Bugusta and listened to a boat load of LD's that amounted to a bunch of Blah Blah Blah and a couple of Yada Yada's. So then we got to our little slice of heaven called LD1306 which was heard last.

The Right Reverend was a little more subdued and thumped his bible just a little and never mentioned 457 and all its grayness during the hearing, but was later seen beating some poor soul about the head and shoulders saying "Repent Repent"

The problem with a public hearing it is not very public and from the age curve of the committee they were probably hard of hearing. We got our point across to the powers that be to the point that on the 20th an ad hoc committee of concerned hobbyists will meet with a Rep of the BMV and State Police to come up with some type of idea for the Work Session on the 29th. A Meeting to convene more Meetings. Politicians are giving me a case of the Red Ass.

Here is my little speech that I gave being "neither for nor against" LD1306

I speak to you today on LD 1306 being neither for nor against or if I may, being both for and against.

LD 1306 is not about adding Restrictions to the criteria to register an antique Auto or to make it easier to enjoy the privilege of Driving our Antique autos, Custom Cars and trucks or Street Rods, or making minor changes in wording that as the opponents and proponents have stated are unneeded or not worded correctly, respectively.

It is however about a concept of which I applaud. That concept is to either completely or partially close a loophole in a Statute that was conceived and implemented in the 1950s when things were a lot simpler. A loophole that allows hundreds of vehicles that have been registered as Antique Autos solely to circumvent the rules and regulation pertaining to Motor Vehicle Safety inspections, not as the Historic or storied vehicles that have written an entire era of American History. These vehicles include various older cars of no significance other than daily transportation as well as customized vehicles and street rods that should be registered as just that Customs and Street Rods.

The concept of a working Group of Stakeholders consisting of all parties concerned in our hobby as well as state agencies, working toward a viable plan would only help our hobby and allow us to present to you a plan or idea or possibly an update on a statute that needs to dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

This is not about restrictions, wording, interpretation or one sector of the hobby acting against another, but all sectors of the hobby coming to a consensus in order to preserve our hobby for future generations. Before non hobbyists put into action restrictions that would take away our privilege to operate our Antique Autos, our Street Rods or our Custom cars and trucks.

The language of LD1306 I am NOT for.

The Concept of LD1306 I am NOT against. 　

Medomak Show

2011-04-09T09:49:00.004-04:00

Got a call from the Chief Bottle Washer and Chef in Charge of the the 10th Annual Cruisin to Graduation Show with a request.

Evidently they want to set up an area as a Showcase, to show these specific vehicles to the public without Competing for Trophies. She went on to say that some of the area Dealers and Owl's Head Transportation Museum would participate in this also.

I gave her the names of some people who might be interested in this as they are not Trophy Hunters or wish any type of accolades.

Now some of you Trophy Mongers (I don't want use whore, as that congers up visions of street corners, bad fashion and heavy makeup) could jump on this as a sign of good faith that you are actually trying to curb your passion for that $25.00 Cheap Ass Trophy(as the price of oil rises so does the price of plastic tubing, faux marble and the adhesive that holds those little brass labels on)and want to have fun.

If your interested you can contact Elizabeth-Ann Bartlett Phone: 207-542-0848

LD 1306

2011-04-08T12:55:00.004-04:00

Ld 1306 will be going to public hearing on the 12th, Tuesday, at 1pm in Room 126 of the Capital Building before the Transportation Committee. The language has again been revised and the Right Reverend is still adamantly opposed I'm sure.

As we approach this, remember this date is also the 150th Anniversary of the start of the American Civil War. Coincidence???

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch...

2011-04-07T00:11:00.004-04:00

As I sit here in my 400lb Ogre suit, thinking of who's cornflakes I can shit in, I get this e-mail from SEMA.

The e-mail has to do with an April Fool's Prank. Evidently an Orson Welles/War of the Worlds type of moment came over the membership of the Shelby American Automobile Club.

It seems a Newsletter/E-mail was sent out, with an article in the name of Senator Charles Schumer with a proposed Federal Collector Car Tax.

Trumpets across the land were sounded, Paul Revere rode again and about 10,000 assholes puckered up so tight it will be next month before they can fart. All as a prank.

Everybody is now laughing except Senator Schumer whose office is now under siege by the ones who didn't get the memo.

SUCKED

2011-04-02T21:21:00.003-04:00

So we went to World of Wheels in Boston today. Great ride down with some good people and the Massholevanians were even driving better than usual.

The World of Wheels moved its venue this year to the Boston Seaport World Trade Center which is a great place to have a show.

The problem is the Show sucked, really sucked, as in big time. After having helped set up an award winning car from Maine at last years Show, this year as a spectator found no satisfaction at all.

The biggest problem was the size of the show itself, which was a 1/3rd scale replica of its former self. About 100 cars, hardly any vendors, and not one big name car or draw. Well let me say that a different way, they didn't have any big name cars to draw people in just celebrities.

Paul Teutul Sr. of OCC fame was present and a revelation came from on high, he's only about 5'9" Tall and really old. Jonathan Hildstrand from Deadliest Catch was also on hand as a draw for some more spectators.

So what we got for a $15.00 Admission was a few fancy ass cars and 2 douche bags.

Great, Just Fucking Great, glad I was with friends

Something New ???

2011-04-01T20:47:00.002-04:00

Hey I got this e-mail from the Portland Motor Club, sounds like it could get interesting if they can find some help to pull it off. Let me repeat that last bit IF THEY CAN FIND SOME HELP!!!

Sorry, here is the content of the message.

Hi there. We're doing a new event this year in Portland with the Portland Police Department to support their "P.A.L." program for kids at risk -- trying to provide positive things to do for area kids. We're doing a car (trucks and motorcycles, too) show on Saturday, June 25 in Portland -- not expecting it to be a huge show -- we want to get the word out to everyone but especially to get the word out to any "youth" out there (teens and early twenties) who are interested in cars at any level (owners, mechanics, restoring, body work, customizing (tricking out), detailing, etc.). A healthy interest in cars can be a good distraction for young people. And, of course, there will be lots of kids on hand. We'll certainly be reaching out to the regular car show community but we want to add this focus to the event. We are going to contact the PATHS high school program in Portland that serves pretty much Cumberland County with various auto-related classes at the high school level. What and who else it out there? Do you have a passion to pass on your passion for cars to the next generation? We are looking for some guidance and support to help get this event off the ground. Do you know of any younger car groups out there that might like to help introduce their love of cars to kids and teens in Portland? Can you help us with some tips on how to run a simple car show -- we'll have a few categories including teen owners (16-19) and early twenties (20-25) as classes and a few others. We will have a lot of activities and items of interest for both young and older car people. • We expect to have the entire cast of special police vehicles on hand -- bomb truck, SWAT vehicle, etc. -- for viewing and some demo • We'll be doing some fun competitions like tire changing races, etc. • Detailing demonstrations • A texting while driving golf cart obstacle course demo • Late model muscle car youth favorites (Camaro, Mustang, Challenger, etc.) from area dealers • The car show itself • Possibly a burn-out event • Raffles, door prizes, (reasonable) live music from area youth, food to support area community groups If this idea interests you at all and you have any ideas or energy to share, we'd be grateful especially for leads on reaching out to youth statewide and for how to do the basics of the show (forms, disclaimers, judging, etc.). Of course, we'd be happy if you could just talk this up when you can. This could even serve as the beginning of a state-wide, youth-focus annual event in various locations to kick off a healthy, safe summer. Please be in touch. Thanks so much. And have a great car season yourself. We should have all your events online on our Portland Motor Club website very soon. Kal Rogers Membership Director, Portland Motor Club direct: 207-233-9970 Raymond Ruby Youth Services Officer, Portland Police Department

Mid Coast Show

2011-03-30T15:24:00.007-04:00

So today I get this Manila like envelope from the Bath Rec. Dept with a flyer for the Mid Coast Show. Along with the Flyer was other info and Blah Blah Blah about how great their show is, was or will be. Clearly stamped on this wonderful info packet was the .61 bulk rate postage. But wait another little stamp that says...

...POSTAGE DUE .44

Great way to promote your show, piss me off before you tell me I can't put up my Canopy.

I'm Coming to your Show and my Admission will be $9.56 and I'm paying in pennies.

The Plot Thickens

2011-03-29T17:48:00.006-04:00

LD 1306 is out and Scheduled for Public Hearing on the 12th of April at 1pm before the Transportation Committee. You can read the full text here, http://www.mainelegislature.org/legis/bills/bills_125th/billtexts/HP095801.asp .

The Summary is easier reading but does not really do the language justice. Here is the Summary,

This bill amends the definition of "antique auto" to include that the vehicle may be used for occasional personal use and that it may not have undergone a change in some of the component parts of the vehicle. It amends the definition of "custom vehicle" by changing the number of years of age that would constitute a custom vehicle from 30 years to 25 years. It removes the weight limit of what constitutes a custom vehicle and indicates that the exemptions adopted by the Chief of the State Police apply to a custom vehicle. The bill also directs the Department of the Secretary of State, Bureau of Motor Vehicles to invite the participation of representatives of antique auto, street rod and custom vehicle organizations to review the affidavit that must be filed with the bureau when registering an antique auto, custom vehicle, horseless carriage or street rod and to report to the Second Regular Session of the 125th Legislature with its findings.

The Language in this Bill is Horrific, the "undergone a change in some of the component parts of the vehicle" is absolutely not the language promised and I DO NOT Agree with it. However after talking to the MCAA Rep. that wrote this drivel, it was explained to me that he submitted a draft that had "Modified" and "Altered" used in the wording and after two attempts at the wording the Revisers Office came up with this. He will not stand by his own bill if the wording does not change. Think "Spell Check" gone "Politically Correct".

The portion of the Bill that I do Support is the formation of the stakeholders group to help clarify and come to a viable conclusion in closing the loophole. This could lead to a correction that would actually work. It would be better to let us handle it rather than the State, which could be compared to calling a Plumber to be the Electrician. In the mean time the Right Reverend Fudgewhistle and his followers are rallying against this bill, insisting that it is a plot by State Officials and paid lobbyists to make it more difficult to register and enjoy Antique Automobiles. Even going so far as to call it "a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing".

If that is True I'm the Ogre under the Bridge.

The soup is turning to stew, and I'm not in charge of Stirring the pot.

History Lesson

2011-03-27T19:31:00.009-04:00

I have searched for an exact date of inception and basically run into brick walls but the general consensus is that the Antique Auto Plate came about in the mid-1950s. At that time the Antiques that qualified were 1916 and up to the mid-1930s. These were registered under Title 457 of the State statutes where they still are to this very day. Title 457 is the Speciality Vehicle Registration pigeon hole that has caused much controversy in recent years including this year. More on that in a bit.

In the ensuing years after the issue of the Antique Auto Plate, a group of younger "tiquers" were making modifications to their vehicles. This really did nothing to endear themselves into the hearts and minds of the MOAL or the AACA (Maine Obsolete Auto League & Antique Automobile Club of America respectively). As the tension between the groups grew, the younger "tiquers" became Street Rodders and approached the State Police and Legislators to get their own plate. This time frame is also believed to coincide with the founding of the NSRA in the 1970s.

By the end of the 70s the Street Rod Plate was a fact of life, the Tiquers were happy and so were the new guys "the rodders". Only one problem, the Registration criteria was also listed in Title 457.

Title 457 was originally for Antique Autos which by definition are a limited use vehicle. Street Rods at the behest of the rodders were not limited use and were indeed made to be inspected by the Chief of the State Police again at the behest of the Street Rodders.

In the year of our lord 2005 the Custom Auto plate saw the light of day and this to is listed in 457 and again in 458b. These enthusiasts working with the MCAA and a large contingent of Rodders wanted the same rights and permissions that the rodders had and that is what they got.

The controversy lies in the fact that Title 457 is for limited use vehicles which do not need to be inspected. This was a good thing in the 1950s. In 2011 it is not such a good thing and has caused a rift of sorts between the Customs/Rodders and the "tiquers". This Anti-Inspection contingent is basically led by, You Guessed It, the Right Reverend Fudgewhistle and the Church of Holy Misinformation.

The belief of the Reverend is that because the language of Title 457 is based on the limited use definition and because the registration criteria for Street Rods and Customs is also listed in Title 457 they to are Limited use. Thus his sermon from the mount is that Antiques, Street Rods & Customs are all limited use. Being limited use they need not be inspected.

I'll Continue this later.

Loophole

2011-03-26T20:03:00.018-04:00

I have been trying to write this for at least a week. I have been working on a way to keep it short so as not to loose you in some long diatribe. I have not come up with a way, so I'll sell it in small increments.

It started a few months ago with an editorial article in a major publication asking a question. The Question was, "can our hobby be outlawed"? The answer was yes. This subject continued with different wording through every major Auto Enthusiast Magazine, coming to the exact same conclusion. They can Legislate us out of existence.

The main purpose of these articles and editorials was to get the word out on how to contact your legislators. The articles also stated ways to keep the wolves at bay by introducing legislation in favor of our hobby. As we all know if we don't introduce a way to police ourselves, the state will, in a much more restrictive manner than we really want. Or possibly by imposing a fee so exorbitant we could no longer afford to be in the hobby.

In our state we have a system that works on the committee/public hearing format, which in itself is a good system as long as you know the ins and outs. A person or an organization can talk a legislator into sponsoring a bill which then goes to the committee that is in charge of the subject matter. At some point a public hearing is scheduled and those Proponents and Opponents are able to expend their respective opinions before the committee.

The organization that has introduced the most legislation that is Pro-Hobby is SEMA or in our state the Maine Custom Automobile Association. They have worked with Stakeholders and State Agencies to get legislation passed that will assure our hobby continues for years to come, but have also battled other agencies that want us to fade into history. I myself have worked with the MCAA and at times have been in opposition to some of their agenda.

A loophole exists in our hobby that allows several hundred vehicle owners to circumvent the rules and regulations, by allowing them to register their older vehicles as Antiques. These vehicles have either been deemed unsafe by Motor Vehicle Inspection regulations or the owner has made some modification as to cause it to be un-inspectable. Most of these are the former and really raise the ire of the State Agencies in charge of Vehicle Inspection and Registration. The Agencies have murmured quite often that they need to close this loophole in any way they can.

In a move to Preempt the state, the MCAA has gotten a piece of legislation Sponsored that will help in partial closure of the loophole. This will be done with a wording change to existing language and the formation of a stakeholders group consisting of hobbyist organizations, state agencies and individuals who have an interest in our hobby. Ultimately, this group will work together in coming to a viable plan with those parties involved to close this wound.

As soon as I get the final language we will continue this. With a little history lesson.

HELLO! Are you out there?

2011-03-20T18:22:00.005-04:00

Anyway the Rev. Fudgewhistle is beating a Bee's Nest to death and I'm hanging out waiting for the Fallout.

Update on the Kora Shrine Car Show, as you all know it has been cancelled and here is the official Statement from the Website.

Important Update on the Kora Car Show
The Kora Car Show & Fly In has been cancelled for 2011. The nobles and members of the Car Show Committee met recently and decided that we needed to take a closer look at this event. It was decided to cancel the event for the 2011 year and re-visit the question later to determine if it is something Kora wishes to continue.
If you have any comments either way, please send us your comments at http://www.korashriners.org/Kora-Car-Show-and-Fly-In/Contact-Us/

Let's be nice as it may come back and be worse than it was.

Got an e-mail for all of you Big Daddy Caddy lovers, having to do with a World Record Attempt for the largest Cadillac Parade in celebration of Orleans County Vermont's native son Henry Leland the inventor of both the Cadillac and the Lincoln Automobiles. Born and raised in Barton Vermont Leland developed the Caddy and later went on to form the Lincoln Motor Co. to build airplane engines for WWI. Anyway get some more info at http://vermontsocfnews.blogspot.com/

As the season draws nearer some of the shows being posted on several sites are lacking in details IE Kezar Falls and Durham just to mention a couple. Please get the Details out ASAP or e-mail a flyer to here or to the Road Scholars at http://roadscholars.webs.com/ . If you get info on a new Show get it to us and it usually is posted within 24 hours of reception.

Bonney Eagle finally updated its web site and it looks like the usual mumbo jumbo of promised changes and almost got it right this time. Only time will tell.

Wake up out there, Spring is here and I'm smelling fresh fuel and new oil. That just means it's about that time.

Once Upon a Time

2011-03-06T15:04:00.005-05:00

You all remember the tales of Capt. Nutsack and his nefarious minions of "all that was evil". It has been awhile since we wrote the stories that made us laugh. Of course these same tales also caused us to pause and realize that this was nervous laughter and the truth was actually being told.

Yesterday, I received a Phone call from another character in our hobby who will be now known as the Rev. Fudgewhistle. I met the Rev. Fudgewhistle several years ago at a public hearing in Bugusta pertaining to our right to drive Street Rods and Customs. His bible of choice at that time was the statute book circa 1955 which he misquoted chapter and verse.

At his "Church of the Holy Misinformation", he and his deacons have decided to start a campaign that in all likelihood would drag our hobby into the nether regions and into the great oblivion that is Hobby Hell. After his last defeat in 03, when the Transportation Committee heard from his testimony "for" his proposed bill (which the sponsor didn't even show up for) and 25 against, causing this to get the "Ought Not to Pass" heading, he has been quiet. We all wished that he had gone away, but like a bad Penny or sexually transmitted disease he is back.

Quoting from his Statute Pulpit (which was partly repealed in 93 and 03), stating the misinformation that says the Street Rods and Customs are limited use and not required to be inspected he thought he would be embraced by the hobby but found out differently.

He wished to gain favor with me and others among us, to help him show the error of our ways to others. After having him tell me that I was misinformed and had formed a opinion that was wrong, I stopped his sermon and left him to his own voice on the line.

The Reverend Fudgewhistle has since contacted several members of the Road Scholars and other Clubs in his endeavor to gain favor with the hobbyists. So far his reception has been as icy as a January rain storm.

More from the Rev. Fudgewhistle in the future I'm sure.

Bargain Basement Blizzard Sale

2011-02-25T17:12:00.004-05:00

As I sit here, ass deep in yet another snow drift, Ken Matthews makes a request that reminds us all that spring IS coming and Car Shows are part of it.

Frank,
Would you please post this on exhaustfumes for me.

From CAR SHOW 2010, I have 17 - "NEW" cast resin trophy/plaques, they measure 8-1/2 inches high and 8-1/2 inches wide they can stand up or be mounted on a wall. These make great car show trophies. I will let them go for $8.50 each($144.50)for the lot, or $9.50 single. If you are putting together a car show these will save you money. Also, I have 26- class sign holders 8-1/2x11 and the post with weight blocks for sale.
I can be contacted @ 207-272-4491
Thanks,
Ken Matthews207-272-4491 Fax. 207-655-3571

Now thats a low price and a hell of a deal

Today

2011-02-20T23:46:00.005-05:00

The All Club Social was as good as ever and Direct Display Publishing should get a round of applause for doing a great job of hosting this annual gathering of Cabin Fever Sufferers. As Always there was more food than needed and many were seen filling their pockets with desserts as they left.

Here is what we learned today. Togus is a very large Event that needs bodies to help out a small club that has fallen on some health issues in its membership.

We also Understand that the Kora Shriners Show is Done as in OVER, NOT, or if you wish KILLED. Evidently even the Shriners are having personnel problem. That was painfully apparent in its choices of judges the last few years.

The Hodgman's Show is a Go and also requires a little help on the Manpower Front but that is covered by the many who have helped in the past who have already begun to step up to the plate.

On a more personal front it was Officially Announced today that the Annual Hole in the Wall Cabin Fever BBQ is NO MORE. After putting this event on for the last 11years the wife and I have decided to end on a high note as Last year was possibly the best turnout and time of all. Believe me it was not an easy decision. But have no fear we are cooking up another idea that will be announced at some point in the spring or early summer.

In the Meantime get over to the Road Scholars Site for the latest on the Calendar and events pages.

Oh and the Daytona 500 showed us all that at times Youth and Exuburance can defeat Old Age and Cunning. But only if your driving for a team like the Wood Brothers does it make it that much better.
Great Job Kid

And Now For...Good Stuff

2011-02-18T15:53:00.002-05:00

So here it is the last of the February Blah's to be continued by the March Doldrums and then the season begins or does it.

Sunday is the Daytona 500 or the Pair's Competition in Auto Racing. Yep that was exciting "yawn".

Or you could get your sorry asses down to the Bath All Clubs Social to hear all the gossip and get the latest on what shows are and are not going to happen. Pot luck as always and a good time for sure. Starts at 1pm but I usually stroll in a little early and find a spot to set down the cookies.

Sounds better than the upcoming "Tandem Two Step" aka Daytona

From Bugusta A Familiar Sound... DUH!

2011-02-09T19:23:00.006-05:00

As an earlier post indicated, a legislator has sponsored a bill proposal for vehicles registered under the Antique Auto criteria to be exempt from needing mufflers. Evidently the legislator's constituents that have hounded him, are not comfortable with the 95dba limit that is presently on the books as Statute.

This tells me that the "constituents" are in all likelihood not running stock engines and are probably a couple of "so far from legal it hurts" Antique car owners, that the only way they can get on the road is with a non-inspected vehicle.

Sitting in my big comfy chair on Saturday night is normal. Getting a phone call from the Legislator at 8:30pm was not. After listening to him for about 5 minutes, I explained to him about the Work Group that had just reported to the Transportation Committee. He knew nothing about it. DUH.

I then told him that 95dba is loud enough to have him removed from a public building if he shouted that loud. I also explained that as a hobby we have worked with the state since the 70's and gotten what we wanted through negotiation and respect.

Having the chance to educate this legislator on the fact that the 95dba that is in place was asked for by us in 2003 so that another bill proposal would not be more restrictive and the standard was set forth by the SAE was great. Getting a DUH as a response just shows you what we are up against.

One Down

2011-01-29T19:47:00.003-05:00

Got no old photos of long forgotten relatives or stuff like that. Got no juicy gossip or tall tales of daring do. Got a pile of snow in the yard and a calendar that says January is all but over.

On the legislative scene we have a couple of hits that are of concern. The first is an LD that wants the Antique Auto Plate criteria changed to include "Buses". The concern is whether its for the vehicle or the contents. Picture a 70 year bus filled with 80 year old women. It would look like a family pack of Q-Tips on wheels.

The second one is a slap yourself on the forehead LD. After working with the Road Noise Task Force and coming up with a plan that is going to work or at this point is working, somebody didn't get the memo. This one is to "exempt" Antique Autos from needing a Muffler. Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians, this guy isn't even on the same planet as the rest of us and needs to have the depth of the gene pool checked. Brings a truer realization of WTF.

Meanwhile the All Clubs Social is fast approaching with the publishers of Cruise Maine hosting. We wish them luck.

Condolences

2011-01-20T23:19:00.003-05:00

Connie Peacock sent this to me about an hour ago.

Many of you have met Jim's sister Beth at different car shows over the years. Well she has passed away after a battle with cancer.

ROCHESTER — Elizabeth Dalziel Cook, 49, of Rochester, died Friday, Jan. 14, 2011, at the Hyder Family Hospice House.She was born Jan. 19, 1961, in Pawtucket, R.I., the daughter of James and Nina (Lepuschenko) Peacock.Beth had been an obstetrical registered nurse at Wentworth-Douglass Hospital for 10 years. Previously she worked in the labor and delivery units at Portsmouth Regional Hospital in New Hampshire and Hunt Hospital in Danvers, Mass.Beth loved spending time with her husband and son and always brought extended family and friends together for cookouts at the pool. Some of her favorite activities were attending Nathan's cross-country meets and plays, going to the beach, spending time with her friends and picking lilacs in the spring.Members of her family include her husband of 25 years, Jeffrey Cook of Rochester; her son, Nathan Cook of Rochester; brothers, James Peacock and his wife, Connie, of Dresden,Maine and William Peacock of W Gardiner, Maine; sisters, Jessie Thompson and her husband, Col. Charles Thompson of Alaska and Robin Beasley of Rochester, NH; nephews, Brian Thompson and Ryan Pierce.Funeral services will be private and held at the convenience of the family.In lieu of flowers, memorials in Beth's name may be made to Wentworth-Douglass Hospital and Health Foundation, 789 Central Ave., Dover, NH 03820 for the New Women and Children's Center. Please go to www.taskerfh.com to sign the online guest book.@Online guest book:Visit www.fosters.com/obits for an online guest book.

Condolences to Jim and Connie as well as the rest of their family, From Your Extended Family

Oh My

2011-01-05T23:20:00.002-05:00

As the winter drags on with all the warmth of a mother in-law, you sit and wonder what to do this weekend. There is Football but even that seems like a dull time as this is a bye week for the Patriots.

You could always hang out at Homer World and get arrested for molesting the PVC Pipe or leave a spittle sample on the window of the local trophy shop window.

Or you could get your depressed self to Bugusta for the Motorsports Show on the 7th thru 9th at the Bugusta Civic Center. Friday, January 7th 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM. Saturday, January 8th 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM. Sunday, January 9th 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM. It'll cost you $9.00 to get in the door.

Then for those that want that nostalgia stuff, there is the 7th Annual Mid-Winter Hot Rod and Drag Racing Nostalgia Fest in Hudson MA. Here they will tell tall tales of yesteryear and show some great videos of places that no longer exist in drag racing and are remembered by those that actually were there. Held at the Elk's Lodge in Hudson MA from 2 to 7 on the 8th. This one will cost you a dollar more than Bugusta.

It Never Sleeps

2011-01-01T21:53:00.003-05:00

It's January 1st of 2011 and already the Car Show season is gearing up with 12 events already listed for the State of Maine. Legislation is rearing its head to allow the "Bus" to be included in the criteria for "Antique" registration plates.

The World of Wheels Show is moved in venue and date, to April 1,2 & 3 but still in Boston but about a mile from its previous place.

If your planning a show get the details to me here or over at roadscholars@live.com to be posted at http://roadscholars.webs.com/

Looks like we will be busy.

2010

2010-12-31T08:50:00.002-05:00

As we say goodbye to 2010 we should reflect on how good a year it was.

From the opening Car Show on the 1st weekend in May it showed more promise than in years past. This trend followed for the remainder of the year, right up to and including the last show in the freezing October air.

New friends were made and some old friendships strengthened. New locations were explored and few old ones saw their attendance dwindle. As new regime's take over the running of certain shows they realize that improvements are needed and are willing to make the needed changes.

Some organizations were over the top on the events they planned and hosted and a few individuals performed solo, or with little to no help, to pull off events that proved better than expected.

Oh there were a few thorns amongst the roses, but all in all the season, the events, the cars and the people were all great and promise to be just as great next year.

Remember 2010 and say goodbye, greet 2011 with equal enthusiasm and it should be enough to hold us over until spring.

Happy New Year!!!

...Chimney With Care...

2010-12-24T23:40:00.004-05:00

As the hour approaches that will bring Santa upon us and all the world and a joyous day begins, here you have the final installment and the only true version of the poem Twas The Night Before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good-Night!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

... Mouse. The Stockings Were Hung By The ...

2010-12-23T22:37:00.003-05:00

This next installment of the variations of the Clement Clark Moore classic is a version we should all begin to learn. You'll see why as you read it.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,
Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?
Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,
Some in camisas and some in pijamas,

While hanging the stockings with mucho cuidadoIn hopes that old Santa would feel obligado
To bring all children, both buenos and malos,
A nice batch of dulces and other regalos.

Outside in the yard there arose such a grito
That I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.
I ran to the window and looked out afuera,
And who in the world do you think quien era?

Saint Nick in a sleigh and a big red sombrero
Came dashing along like a crazy bombero.
And pulling his sleigh instead of venados
Were eight little burros approaching volados.

I watched as they came and this quaint little hombre
Was shouting and whistling and calling by nombre
"Ay Pancho, ay Pepe, ay Chucho, ay Beto,Ay Chato, ay Chopo, Macuco, y Nieto!"

Then standing erect with his hands on his pechoHe flew to the top of our very own techo.
With his round little belly like a bowl of jalea,
He struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea,

then huffing and puffing at last in our sala,
With soot smeared all over his red suit de gala,
He filled all the stockings with lovely regalos--
For none of the ninos had been very malos.

Then chuckling aloud, seeming very contento,
He turned like a flash and was gone like the viento.
And I heard him exclaim, and this is verdad,
Merry Christmas to all, and Feliz Navidad!

NEWS NEWS AND MORE NEWS

2010-12-23T16:22:00.007-05:00

As I receive a bunch of crap from various sources, this came across the screen screaming like a beaten child. "Post Me!!!" So I did.

This is a blog posting found on Hemmings Motor News Web Site and is a continuing storyline on the aberration called, E-15. Finally the industry is standing up to the EPA by tying it up in the American Way also known as a LAW SUIT.

Here is the article.

In this corner, in the red trunks: America's single largest agricultural lobby and associated hangers-on; numerous local boondoggle ethanol plants; and a number of bought and paid-for Senators and Representatives. The challenger, in blue trunks, and coming out swinging: America's Darling, Ford; GM; the AAM, AIAM and NMMA; and the rest of the posse.
At stake: The EPA's recent ruling to allow the use of E15 ethanol blends in over-the-counter gasoline.
We're not an opinion blog. We just talk about old vehicles and generally leave politics and religion to people with an appetite for abuse. But over the years, we've made an exception for issues of direct importance to car owners, now and in the future. Ethanol is chief among those.
Over the last five or six years, we've done a lot of research into just where this federal lust for the stuff comes from. As I said a couple of years ago,
The roots of our ethanol industry are complex, but the EPA's 2007 Renewable Fuel Standard has a lot to do with its presence in our gas. RFS required oil companies to develop renewable fuel sources and set minimum standards.
Three arguments are made in ethanol's favor; we've addressed each in the past, so here's a quick rundown of the pros and cons:
1. We must reduce our dependence on foreign oil.
Well, duh. No matter how far right your politics are, I don't know anyone who disagrees. But often unasked is, will ethanol do this? As far as I can tell, no. Creating automobile fuel from corn is an energy-intensive process, to the point that it's difficult to get a positive energy return. If there is a positive side to this, the large energy draw from ethanol plants will encourage the creating of more electrical generating capacity, which will be helpful as electric car adoption spreads. But that's a completely unintentional benefit.
2. We must reduce carbon emissions.
The same question asked of reducing oil use should be asked here: Will ethanol do this? It really doesn't look that way:
Timothy D. Searchinger recently wrote in Science that ethanol's overall greenhouse gas contribution as LCES would measure it is actually greater than that from gasoline: Most prior studies have found that substituting biofuels for gasoline will reduce greenhouse gases because biofuels sequester carbon through the growth of the feedstock. These analyses have failed to count the carbon emissions that occur as farmers worldwide respond to higher prices and convert forest and grassland to new cropland to replace the grain (or cropland) diverted to biofuels. By using a worldwide agricultural model to estimate emissions from land-use change, we found that corn-based ethanol, instead of producing a 20 percent savings, nearly doubles greenhouse emissions over 30 years and increases greenhouse gases for 167 years. Biofuels from switchgrass, if grown on U.S. corn lands, increase emissions by 50 percent. This result raises concerns about large biofuel mandates and highlights the value of using waste products. Searchinger addresses many of the ethanol industry's arguments in a separate (very readable) document available here.
3. Ethanol is a green alternative.
The science says it isn't. In addition to the above possibility of increased global emissions from biofuels production, there are many questions about tailpipe emissions from cars using E15. The EPA ruling was made after a (controversial) finding that it wouldn't damage emissions equipment, and does not promise anything more.
Additionally, as many municipalities which embraced the construction of ethanol plants have found to their chagrin, they have an enormous environmental footprint. Some 200,000,000 gallons of water per day are being used by ethanol plants nationwide. It's worth noting that notorious right-wing outfits such as the Natural Resources Defense Council and Environmental Working Group oppose E15.
So why? Why push this stuff on us, year after year? The answer is in the corn.

They say the answer is the corn, just rember that corn fed pigs make a whole lot of PORK.

Announcement

2010-12-22T08:04:00.003-05:00

Just in time for Christmas we have the Announcement for the Annual All Clubs Social. Sponsored by Cruise Maine Magazine and its staff, this event is always fun.

Scheduled for February 20th at the Smith/Tobey American Legion on Congress St. in Bath, this has become an Island of hope for all those that suffer from the Winter Doldrums and Cabin Fever.

It starts at 1pm goes to 4pm or a little later, with its usual pot-luck format for vittles and a chance to promote your event or organization following the eats.

Get all the details at http://roadscholars.webs.com on the Calendar Pg.

...Was Stirring, Not Even A...

2010-12-21T20:46:00.002-05:00

And now for all you mambi pambi sorts who insist on being non-offensive to anybody the politically correct edition of, "Twas the Night Before Christmas".

And I even included the Damn Copyright notice.

Twas the Night Before ChristmasPolitically Correct

Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck…How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.

And labor conditions at the North Pole were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.

And equal employment had made it quite clear that Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the copsWhen they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose and had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets…they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.

And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No baseball, no football…someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.

Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, But you've got to be careful with that word today.

His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right.

A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere…even you. So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth…"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."

Notice: This poem is copyright ©1992 by Harvey Ehrlich. It is free to distribute, without changes, as long as this notice remains intact. All follow-ups, requests, comments, questions, distribution rights, etc should be made to mduhan@husc.harvard.edu .

...The House. Not A Creature...

2010-12-20T19:35:00.003-05:00

Tonight we see the parents version of the classic "Twas the Night before Christmas"

The REAL Night Before Christmas(By Parents)

Twas the night before Christmaswhen all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.
Instructions were studied and we were inspired, in hopes we could manage"Some Assembly Required."

The children were quiet (not asleep) in their beds, while Dad and I faced the evening with dread: a kitchen, two bikes, Barbie's townhouse to boot! And now, thanks to Grandpa, a train with a toot!

We opened the boxes,my heart skipped a beat—let no parts be missing or parts incomplete!
Too late for last-minute returns or replacement; if we can't get it right, it goes straight to the basement!

When what to my worrying eyes should appearbut 50 sheets of directions, concise, but not clear, With each part numbered and every slot named,so if we failed, only we could be blamed.More rapid than eagles the parts then fell out, all over the carpet they were scattered about.

"Now bolt it! Now twist it! Attach it right there!Slide on the seats, and staple the stair!Hammer the shelves, and nail to the stand.""Honey," said hubby, "you just glued my hand."

And then in a twinkling, I knew for a fact that all the toy dealers had indeed made a pact to keep parents busy all Christmas Eve night with "assembly required" till morning's first light.
We spoke not a word, but kept bent at our work,till our eyes, they went blurry; our fingers all hurt. The coffee went cold and the night, it wore thin before we attached the last rod and last pin.

Then laying the tools away in the chest,we fell into bed for a well-deserved rest. But I said to my husband just before I passed out,"This will be the best Christmas, without any doubt.
Tomorrow we'll cheer, let the holiday ring, and not run to the store for one single thing!We did it! We did it! The toys are all setfor the perfect, most magical, Christmas, I bet!"

Then off to dreamland and sweet repose I gratefully went, though I supposethere's something to say for those self-deluded—I'd forgotten that BATTERIES are never included!

...Christmas And All Through...

2010-12-19T14:02:00.002-05:00

This select variation of the classic poem by Mr. Moore, has a School Theme that some of our readers may enjoy.

Twas the Night Before Finals

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for last minute knowledge.Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,While visions of essays danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking,And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking. In my own apartment, I had been pacing,And dreaded exams I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,No longer caring that my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy,My eyes went a blur, I just couldn’t study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver,But each place I called refused to deliver.

I’d nearly concluded that life was too cruel,With futures depending on grades had in school.When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.
Her spirit was careless, her manner was mellow,She wore a white toga, she started to bellow:"What kind of student would make such a fuss,To toss back at teachers what they tossed at us?"

"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year’s exams!On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!"Her message delivered, she vanished from sight,But we heard her laughing outside in the night.

"Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.Happy finals to all, and to all, a good test!"

Twas The Night Before...

2010-12-18T20:26:00.005-05:00

Clement Clarke Moore wrote a poem and called it, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas(A Visit from St. Nicholas)".

Its been a tradition ever since. But like anything else it has variations. Some funny, some overly spiritual and a few that are down right nasty.

Over the next few days I'll post a few of the variations fit for human consumption.

Here is the first one, called "The Night Before Christmas,Legally Speaking" as only a Lawyer could write, or totally Screw up.

The Night Before Christmas,Legally Speaking

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.

The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter referred to as "I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, e.g. kerchief and cap.)

Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtent to said House, i.e. the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.

At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh (hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer. The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact was, the previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is further asserted that an additional co-conspirator named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House,and noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature. Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the chimney.
Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items. He was smoking what appeared to be tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small gifts. (Said items did not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)
Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination.

However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" Or words to that effect.

Respectfully Submitted, s./ The Grinch, Esq.

Something Like ...

2010-12-02T14:36:00.005-05:00

I just got done reading an editorial in one of the many hobby related magazines available at your newsstand. In this article it made mention of the fact that we are like a giant family. A creature that gathers its many children together and pulls for a cause or organization when called upon for that reason.

We also take care of each other and keeping an eye on those that are in need or in trouble. We noticed this in a major way this past year with a couple of benefits for individuals and organizations that helped stem the tide monetarily and in some cases help raise the morale of our fellow hobbyist.

The big thing that got my attention about this editorial was the mention of the fact that we have this spirit, this family feeling year round. That a majority of the other population in the world around us only has this spirit or feeling about 3 weeks a year, mostly during Christmas.

They say we are Outlaws in a sense, as we use to much Gasoline and are a cause of global warming. They say are vehicles are dangerous and need to be removed from society. They say we are old dinosaurs that will soon be legislated into a nonexistence.

I say they need to come with us for a time and see and feel our family of friends and acquaintances. To see what family is all about. To see what fun can be had and adventures planned.

I feel sorry for those that have no sense of family and wish not to follow those that do. They don't know what they are missing

Who'd a Thought

2010-11-27T18:20:00.003-05:00

Because Abraham Lincoln had the foresight to start a holiday based on food for thought and thankfulness that we would all gain pounds of fat because of a tall skinny guy.

That "Black Friday" has nothing to do with Al Sharpeton, Jesse Jackson or the NAACP.

That a 32" LCD/HDTV would actually make you wait in line at 3:00AM, only to see 300 people there before you.

That because its a shoppers weekend we can all drive like morons in order to prove that we are morons.

That a Mexican American can do to Obama in 90 minutes something we have wanted to do for 2 years.

That some of you are actually laughing right now.

Happy Thanksgiving

2010-11-25T10:41:00.002-05:00

May we all be Thankful for what we have in Family and Friends, for the Freedom we have to enjoy our Hobby and the Freedom we have to speak our minds.

Thanks

Tis the Season

2010-11-21T11:21:00.002-05:00

I saw it the eyes of many of the participants. It was the beginning of the winter season and many found themselves unprepared for the onslaught of what was to come.

A customer started getting edgy upon entrance to the shop this past week. They began salivating upon the sight of it and nearly went into convulsions as they neared it. I literally had to cover it up so they would pay attention to their surroundings, as it became apparent that they were close to stepping into a large pile of nastiness that I had just swept up.

I saw it at Lowe's and Home Depot just yesterday as I bought supplies for the next week. They were drawn in that general direction like moths to the flame. In one aisle I found a friend wandering aimlessly as he fondled a bottle of wax.

Tis the season for Trophy Withdrawal and all it sub categories of addiction in Wax or Polishing Cloths. The Plumbing Suppliers are wondering why they find spittle and teeth marks on the PVC Pipe. In Landscaping one person was found rubbing Marble chips on his cheek mumbling "Thanks for the votes".

At PEP Boys and VIP they can't seem to keep the faux Chrome or Gold paint on the shelves and have put a "One Per Customer" sign in the wax and polish aisle.

Reports of deviant behavior at certain Christmas Ornament shops have been increasing steadily since the Halloween Festivities are over and the thefts of certain hood ornaments has also increased exponentially since the New Gloucester Lions Show ended.

The one trophy that I obtained this year now has a pressure sensitive alarm and a barbed wire fence around it so that the Cheap Ass Trophy Addicts will stay away from it.

It's Going To Be A Long Winter.

Fade to Black

2010-11-13T09:21:00.003-05:00

If life were a TV Production, at the end of the show, you would hear the words "Fade to Black" and the screen goes dark. Sometimes they cut to commercial. Most times they run the end credits.

Last night I saw the end credits for Glen Thurlow and it was surely a who's who of the Car Show Scene. Melody held court in a chair big enough for three her size. An endless stream of people seemed to ebb and flow as the evening wore on.

The Slide show of Glen with cars and family was great and gave us a look into his accomplishments, both with cars and his family that few have seen. The cars the man built were amazing and some have not been seen in years.

Outside was chilly and again a mini car show broke out as some came with their pride and joy to pay their respects. The Cuda was on display right in front of the door so all could see the "Last Car".

Most people smiled, a few were laughing and some wiped a drop of emotion from their cheek but all came and hugged Mel, said goodbye in their own way and told a story or two.

As the last of the evening came to a close and the last of the credits faded away the words were spoken.

Cut, That's a wrap.

Glen Thurlow 1959-2010
Good-Bye my friend

Obit. and Info.

2010-11-10T10:53:00.005-05:00

Glen Thurlow

Nov 10, 2010 12:00 am

NORWAY – Glenn Thurlow, AKA “Wild Thing”, whose life’s work was making other people’s dreams come true, passed away at his home on November 9, 2010 from the ravages of lung cancer.

He is survived by his wife of 31 years, Melody Echo; his parents, Henry and Barbara Thurlow; brothers, Clayton, Linwood and Steven; daughter, Laurrel and Philip Chute; son Jon and Tory Dresser, daughter Kelly and Matt Kiley; and daughter Crystal and Jason Koskela.
He treasured his grandchildren, Nathan and Daniel Dresser, Matthew Chute, Valentine and baby-sister-to-be Dresser, Chloe Kiley, Bryce and Adaline Koskela and his “adopted” granddaughter Linnea Bradbury.

He will be missed by many nephews and nieces, for whom he was mentor. He will be greatly missed at area car shows, the Tractor Supply Cruze Night and by all who were touched by his mischievous smirk.

Family and friends are invited to a visitation Friday, November 12 from 2-4pm and 6-8pm at Oxford Hills and Weston Funeral Services, Route 26, 1037 Main Str., Oxford. Condolences may be expressed to the family at http://www.oxfordhillsfuneralservices.com/.

This little note came attached from Deb Vines,

As far as I know there are is no funeral service, just this visitation. Melody did say that maybe next season one of the Tractor Supply cruise nights could be dedicated to Glenn and the proceeds donated to Stephens Memorial Hospital as they have been so very nice to them during Glenn’s illness right down to the nurses taking up a collection so that a prescription could be filled.

Our Thoughts, Prayers, & Condolences to Melody and the Entire Thurlow Clan

Notice

2010-11-09T12:09:00.004-05:00

This is not the way I wanted to start the 301st posting on this rag.

Glen Thurlow has left the planet. Sometime this morning. I have no details on the arrangements. Or words to say that would make us all smile.

Word has it that the funeral will not be weepfest and bring your Old Car.

Details as they become available.

300 And Counting

2010-11-09T08:58:00.003-05:00

This is post number 300.

An accomplishment that surprises even me. This little Rag was started as way to state an opinion that usually you all thought about, but never stated. We have opposed certain other opinions on car shows and the hobby in general. We have also poked the big mean dog with a stick.

What has been accomplished? A way for you to voice your ideas and opinions without being berated by the Editor. A place that you can come to get the latest news and reviews on the hobby or a spot you come to for an opinion of the political climate that surrounds our hobby.

We have had a good run and hopefully through the winter enough will be happening to write once a week or so. I will not resort to selling snake oil and penny ante gizmo's just to fill the space.

The political climate that we endure as Automobile Hobbyists is changing. As it does I'm quite sure that the Minions of Bugusta will feed us a never ending source of fodder for this rag. The politics spoken here will however be about the hobby and only the hobby. Rush Limpnoodle and all the rest can breathe easier.

We started in 08, we are still here in 10, where are we going in 11, only you can tell me where to go.

Keep it clean.

Political Update

2010-11-05T08:40:00.002-04:00

The wind has changed direction, yet it is still questionable as to how much it has changed and who has the most favorable wind.

Several people that proved a help to our hobby, have been elected and some re-elected to the House and Senate, with a couple asking for key positions on Committees we need to deal with. One of these was instrumental in helping us get the Custom Car plate as a House Rep. and is now in the Senate. Another had termed out but was elected again to the House and is a Hot Rod guy himself. However our new Governor is an unknown commodity as it pertains to our hobby.

I on the other hand have been named to the Motor Vehicle Advisory Board. This group of Automotive Professionals along with Law Enforcement, Secretary of States office and Legislators, are tasked in an advisory capacity with changes in rules, regulations and laws pertaining to Motor Vehicles including the upcoming changes to the Inspection Manual. Could prove to be fun.

Exhaust Sound Testing is a subject that some have already dealt with either in a proactive or reactive position. Reports have it that the testing procedure varies from place to place as does the fee. The fee is not regulated by the state, but the test is however a SAE Standard and must be adhered to in order to be accurate. The dba equipment must be at a 45 degree angle from the pipe and 20" away from the pipe and at least 8" from the ground. If the test was done differently it was done incorrectly.

If you need a place to get it tested I have a list of Inspection Stations that have certified technicians capable of performing the test.

Be Aware or Beware ????

2010-10-31T11:51:00.002-04:00

Tuesday is election day. You need to get up and vote. It's your right.

Politics is not a subject often heard here unless it concerns our Hobby as Auto Enthusiasts. Tuesday does concern us as Auto Enthusiasts.

Lately there has been an Anti-Enthusiast climate not only in Bugusta but also in Pelosiville. Sure they put out a decree calling a certain day an "Appreciation Day" for us, while in some office they cooked up the E-15 idea.

On a state level we now have an Exhaust rule that is being enforced by Untrained Judgemental Law Enforcement Personnel, who are in some cases running for Re-election, (York County Sheriff) Grandstanding the entire time.

Many States have implemented legislation that supports our hobby, but many more are on the verge of passing laws that virtually outlaw our hobby by either titling restriction or a fee system that nobody but the Elite can afford and even passing environmental rules that will eventually cause us to remove our vehicles from the road IE E-15.

Wake up out there and ask yourselves if you know what your voting for and who stands for what. If your not sure call the local office of your favorite candidate and ask them there stance on E-15 or how they feel about the recent "Cash for Clunkers" program. With all the shit slingers we have for choices, have we forgotten about the issues?

In the future we may be Heroes or possibly Outlaws.

Vote Early Vote Often

Prognosis

2010-10-27T14:54:00.002-04:00

Word has come to me via a Family member that Glen Thurlow has been given a very short time to remain on the planet. The 4 to 6 weeks he has been given is an Estimate and we all have seen it go either way.

At this point in time I can say this. THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

And Now For....Something....You've Been Waiting For

2010-10-24T12:10:00.003-04:00

This year was a Fun Year, a year that saw real people having a good time for the first time in a few years. The reason is up for debate but when I asked a person of stature in the Hobby at the New Gloucester Show last week, he stated his opinion loud and clear. HotKarz wasn't around much this year. This was a surprise from a source that is, let's just say, closer to the situation than I.

Many of the Shows saw great improvement with the help of experienced people at the gate and in other areas of their shows. A few veteran Shows showed a bit of decay but will be back with renewed vigor next year for sure.

New Shows were few, with Team 207 Show showing us what the upcoming generation is capable of with a little advice from a couple of "geezers". Car Show 2010 was another breath of fresh air with a few surprises that came at a good time in the season. Any Show organizer could take a cue from them.

A few Shows took a hint from some controversy from the previous year and all but got rid of the "Special Interest" class. Although many others just renamed it or made sure other classes were added to provide a place for the Not Especially Interesting vehicles. Poachers were more subdued about the whole thing and either left with their shorts in a knot or went to a correct class.

We also found that some shows don't use $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophies, they use Cheaper Ass Trophies or we could say Faux Trophies. Other Shows used better than a Cheap Ass Trophy Award and hopefully will continue to upset the Apple Cart with more of the same next year.

Another trend was the use of the Split Ballot system. Hooray, finally a system that takes most of the buddy system out of the equation and allowed some perennial winners to keep their sorry asses in their seats come awards time.

Judged shows still need help and are getting better, but the fact that a "cleaned a couple of weeks ago 48 Pontiac" can get a 1st Place Cheaper Than A Cheap Ass Trophy only proves that the judge was using a White Cane to see my Car.

Pissing contests caused a few tears and some bad feelings among some of us and apologies were made, most were accepted and life moves on. After all this is just an opinion and its our right to state our opinions under the U.S. Constitution. As some found out this rag has more Integrity than you can haul in a truck and posts all comments.

That's about it for now.

Till Next

Nokomis

2010-10-20T22:57:00.004-04:00

Got one more for you tried and true fanatics of the $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy.

On October 31st at the Nokomis Regional High School (Newport) the Junior ROTC is putting on a Show. Gates open at 8am with a $5.00 entry fee and a $1.00 spectator fee. I'm not sure if that includes a passenger.

The part that throws me off is how many Classes and how many awards per class as the flyer states that a "Judge's will choose from all class and choose a winner from each class". For More Information, armyirotc.cars@gmail.com

Anyway it could be Fun and for sure a little cooler than some of us would choose.

You Don't Say

2010-10-19T08:47:00.002-04:00

Here tell of 2 more shows, I don't have any details. Both are on the same day in the same area of Maine. York and Ogunquit supposedly. Also another Show in Berwick on the 7th of November, again no details.

I think most of us are relegated to putting our rides away for the season, as some already have. I myself keep the Pontiac on alert status all year as you never know when it might be warm enough for another ride.

In the next few days I'll be posting my yearly rant on the season past and setting the record straight on a few things that came up during the year. With that posting we here at this rag will be winding down a bit, but hopefully can keep it going at least once a week.

Skippity Do Dat Skippity Did

2010-10-16T17:16:00.002-04:00

Stuffing is for Turkeys, guys name Uncle Ben and Mattresses not Ballot Boxes, more on that in a moment or possibly film at eleven.

Cold is a relative term that many people can now relate to. Grape Nuts is a term many more want to know the meaning of. Windy should stay in Chicago and the New Gloucester Lions did a great job.

More space, better classing, split ballots, great food, nobody pissed on anybodies shoes and we all had a great time. One problem, Peoples Choice ballots going out to participants in handfuls, then returning to the ballot box with said participants number on it. Shame on them. Cheating and on the last show of the year. Getting caught by several other participants was fucking priceless.

Needless to say they didn't get Peoples Choice or anything else.

This show has improved over the years and this year was the best so far. This all falls into the Constructive Criticism department rather than the Do Nothing But Point Out The Flaws department of years past.

Saying goodbye to people for the next few months was hard and possibly sad for some. We all have been enjoying the hobby more this year than last and the year before. That's what this hobby needs to be, FUN.

To all that froze themselves today, Thank You for a Great Year.

Last Dance

2010-10-15T10:36:00.002-04:00

Tomorrow is the New Gloucester Lion's Car Show. It looks to be a bit damp underfoot with a 50% to 40% chance of showers in the AM. I'll take that chance.

Although much maligned by certain parties for not doing it a certain way in years past, it has always been two things, fun & cold. I remember the 1st year, with overcast skies and temps bordering on freezing that the Gray/New Gloucester High School made a killing selling gloves and mittens. That was fun.

Whether its raining or possibly snowing some will brave the elements to be there. Some will grumble that its too cold or so and so is in the wrong class, but remember to say it was fun and we had a good time. It is in fact the last dance for many, at least until next May.

E-15 the Continuing Drama

2010-10-14T17:12:00.003-04:00

As you know there are several enthusiasts that keep an eye on shit going on in the Halls of the U.S. Government. I am one of those and have been watching the E-15 Fuel drama unfold and this is what we know.

SEMA/SAN has tried to stop it and seems to have slowed it down. Even so it will sooner or later happen but the EPA has backed off just a bit since yesterday. SEMA/SAN has sent the following.

URGENT REGULATORY ALERT (UPDATE)
EPA Denies E15 Waiver for Pre-2001 Cars, Permits Use in Newer Cars
The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency confirmed that there is insufficient test data to permit E15 to be used in MY 2000 and older light-duty motor vehicles. The SEMA Action Network (SAN) has consistently voiced concern that ethanol increases water formation which can then create formic acid and corrode metals, plastics and rubber. While the SAN is pleased with the decision that older cars should not be fueled with E15, the association is disappointed that the EPA issued an E15 waiver for 2007 and newer vehicles. The agency is still gathering data for the 2001-2006 vehicles. The EPA’s ruling responds to a request from the ethanol industry to raise the ethanol content in gasoline from 10 percent (E10) to 15 percent (E15).
Consumers will not see E15 at the pump any time soon. The EPA must first approve regulations on how gas stations will label their pumps to avoid consumer misfueling. This will take months. Furthermore, there is no obligation that gasoline retailers market the fuel. In fact, some retailers oppose the fuel over concern that they could be held liable if E15 damages a vehicle. The gas stations and distributors may also need to invest in new storage tanks, hoses and other equipment.
The SAN will continue to oppose E15 until there are conclusive scientific findings that demonstrate that it will not harm automobiles of any age as a result of corrosion or other chemical incompatibilities. SEMA represents thousands of companies that market products for these vehicles and, through its SEMA Action Network, millions of enthusiasts who buy and operate these automobiles. Questions/comments may be directed to Steve McDonald at stevem@sema.org.

So the drama continues and it looks to be an interesting battle. Stay Tuned for more information on the Road Scholars Site at http://roadscholars.webs.com/

Foliage

2010-10-10T09:43:00.002-04:00

Scarf around your neck, gloves on your hands, hat , collar up, arm perched on the door as always, windows down and 60mph. Cold has no grip on your mindset and yet it is present all around you. The beauty that is fall foliage in Maine keeps your eyes warm and the coffee in your cup holder more than ample to keep your body warmer.

The Blues flows from the stereo in time to the rhythm of the engine and hum of the pavement, the car breaths and lives beneath you as it loves the cold air more than you and yet it breeds a warmth in your mind that says freedom.

Colors abound in the curves of the highway, with every turn bringing a pallet of colors that makes you think. Yet as you turn and head for home you realize that this is the last glory for the year and it saddens you to think it will soon be white and freezing. One last road, one last turn and you see more colors before you than you thought humanly possible. Your brain tells you to miss the turn toward home and you enjoy a few more miles.

Fall in Maine. You've got to live it in order to love it.

Hard to Believe

2010-10-06T21:19:00.004-04:00

Its hard to believe that there are only a couple of Shows left. Its hard to believe that the season is ending. What really is hard to believe is that we all had fun this year.

Actually what is the hardest thing to believe is that Dates for the 2011 season are already being posted. Medomak has been up for months, Gorham Lions and Par Sem, even Founders Day are up. Many repeat out of state shows are also up on calendars.

Don't etch anything in stone, because they may change between now and then. But it is a light at the end of the long winter tunnel.

This week is the Maine School of Metalwork (Maine Oxy) Car Show with some really good prizes no classes to speak of and cramped quarters. With that being a Saturday event that should leave Sunday open for a few gatherings of enthusiasts to take a little foliage cruise.

On that Note this is also the Western Maine Street Rods Fall Foliage Weekend in Dixfield that starts on Saturday and goes to Sunday with a large pot-luck supper and Dance on Saturday Night. Camping out is a bit chilly but the times are great. Sunday culminates with the Fall Foliage Cruise portion of the weekend.

Boston City Hall Plaza

2010-10-04T14:58:00.004-04:00

This in from Cheryl Page on the "Super Wheels Showdown" at Boston City Hall Plaza, Sponsored by Cruisin' New England Magazine.

I want to congratulate Sgt. Rock for his Cruise Vehicle of the Year at Boston City Hall . We at Durham picked an outstanding vehicle to bring to Boston . Also Norman Gray had a great time too. What a trooper he is at his age. Both vehicles as I am told have been asked to be at Mohegan Sun over the 4th for the Elite Dream Machine Show. I certainly hope these two cars can represent all of us from Maine and also put these trailer queens to rest . It was a good day and a nice show.

Thank you Cheryl and Congrats to all who were invited to this event.

(POOF) You're An Asshole

2010-10-03T21:07:00.002-04:00

Up before the crack of dark, on the road by 5:45, in Windham at 6:35 and moving toward Stratham, NH. before realizing that no heater in your car will turn your testicles into Grapenuts. That was a fucking revelation.

Stratham Hill Car Show was a little different at first but settled into a good little old fashioned Car Show with all the Melodrama found right here at home. Misclassified vehicles and trophy poachers were found and had the audacity to call Ken an "Asshole" so the Street Rod could stay in the 40's Antique class. Here is another fucking revelation, don't involve the NSRA Official who really doesn't like poachers. Into the correct Class they went (yes there was more than one)

Today was a great time even with the numb skulls. Some great cars with a totally different atmosphere were seen by all who attended and it seemed that a lot of Maine cars took home trophies.

The ride there and back was great and we actually got there and back without paying a toll. With a stop on the way for bladder management and ending our trip at the Blast From The Past Diner made it a great time. Seeing old friends and making new ones was just as much fun as the show.

Thanks Ken, Dick, Roxy, Steve, Nancy, Brad and Chrissy(with ankle biters) for making this little trip just that much better.

CORRECTION

2010-09-29T19:04:00.002-04:00

I have been informed that the $7.00 Fee at the Stratham Hill Show is for Pre-registration only and a $10.00 fee on the day of the show. This is still cheaper than Wheels on the Waterfront in Bangor and the recent OOB show.

Thanks Steve

So It Really Matters Or Does It

2010-09-29T08:06:00.003-04:00

As we all sit back and wonder where the season went, we realize it went, plain and simple. It's not really over until we say its over, as there is no Overseer that bangs a drum and says put your car away.

This weekend we get a Show in Winterport on Saturday and a Show in New Hampshire.

The Winterport Show, Shine and Drag has been reported as being worth the effort to get there and if the weather cooperates it promises to be another great day. Registration 8-11a, $5 per show car. Judging 9-12. Awards at 2p. Racing all day. Many classes of cars. Rain Date October 9th. FMI contact Bob Reynolds at (207)223-5592.

Now over in the Sales Tax Free Zone we have the Stratham Hill Car Show. Put on the Boy Scouts of America, Troop 185 this has also been reported as a good show. With 27 classes that include Tuners and 2 classes labeled as "Pure Stock" and a $7.00 entry fee it to could be worth the trip to Stratham. Reportedly there is a group leaving from the Charlie Beigg's Parking Lot in Windham at 6:30am for the trip down.

If your vehicle was special enough to get picked for the Super Wheels Showdown congratulations and have fun in Boston this weekend. Maine will be well represented with driven vehicles hopefully showing up the fleet of Trailer Queens that were picked elsewhere.

A N F B

2010-09-26T19:52:00.002-04:00

The Frozen Raisins are back and still not thawed out.

Today was Durham, the 17th edition of the Athletic Boosters Car Show put on by the Yankee Cruisers. With the help of a few other clubs, they pulled off a good show. Stan and Cheryl and the Merrill Family did a good job getting it on the the new field, with Black Pavement being the new Green Grass.

Problems? Why yes.

The incident at the gate was unfortunate and can be summed up as this. Principles and integrity are worth more than any $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy. The guys Classing Cars are not perfect and do make mistakes. They should still get the backing of the organizer, verbatim. A N F B are not just letters on a hat or jacket. They stand for Absolutely No Fucking Bullshit and they were practiced today, PERFECTLY.

The DJ needs to be quiet and play Music. The ratio of music played verses the amount gums flapped would be good odds at a horse race. Way to many songs were interrupted with injections of prattle on state laws that couldn't be enforced.

If you needed the bathroom you needed a reservation or a 5 gallon bucket. Luckily the trees needed watering. Note to self, rent out hospital urinals next year.

Not enough help was a major factor with only one person at the registration table until just after 8am. Not enough people parking cars. Not enough Sunshine.

Things they had too much of, can start with too many solicitors. It's bad enough to solicit votes for your car but to enlist the little kids was over the line. I wouldn't vote for a politician that asks for my vote and it ain't gonna happen for you, not now or in the future.

Less classes and splitting the ballot would be a help to everyone and life goes on, we saw that it worked at Car Show 2010 on Saturday. Thinking that trying to please the masses is correct is in fact wrong ways thinking. Keep it as simple as possible and lets back off on the giveaways. Going to stand in line for the bathroom when it started and seeing it only halfway done 30 minutes later when I returned, made me think I was trapped in some sick version of Ground Hog Day. By the way hearing, that voice screech 837 for the 100,975,436 time is grounds for a psychological examination according to the State.

Now I know by the time some people get to this point they are thinking that I didn't like the show. I did, I had Fun, it was a good show. Some of this was out of the hands of the Yankee Cruisers, Some of it wasn't.

Tough day, Good Job.

And Now For......Something.......

2010-09-25T17:50:00.002-04:00

What the hell is up with this weather. For the past week I thought my Testiticles were frozen raisins and today I get swamp ass. Talcum powder or thermal underwear, not both, thank you very much.

Car Show 2010 was a blast to see and participate in. For an "Under New Management" Car Show, it was well thought out and went rather smoothly from what I can tell. Just because Mr. Matthews is a close friend, I am not sugar coating this in the least. In fact I may be a bit to harsh in my pointing out the few flaws that I saw and the few that were pointed out to me.

The classes were good and some work is needed on a couple, but all in all they seemed appropriate. Heard a few Complaints on the Tri -Five Class but nothing a swift kick in the ass wouldn't have cured. Egos and Arrogance were hand in hand on some things but were handled with more aplomb than I could muster on a good day. Registration went smoothly but seemed a bit crowded when a couple of big fellas were in line. My size or bigger.

Balloting was good, nicely broken up and votes were counted quickly. The usual suspects bitched and moaned about it and quickly realized it could be the reason they didn't get an award (as usual) during the Award ceremony. Wah! Maybe if more shows took to the split system there would less buddy voting.

The best thing was the fact that the weather provided a great day. The Landing and Charlie Beigg's provided us with a great venue. Ken Matthews and the All Clubs Crew did a fine job. The $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophies were nowhere to be seen and tomorrow is another day.

Good Job.

What Happened???

2010-09-21T10:39:00.003-04:00

The season is drawing to a close. This weekend is slated to be a busy weekend with a Saturday Show and a Sunday Show within 30 miles of each other.

The Ellsworth Chamber of Commerce show is slated to take place on Saturday the 25th. The Autumn Gold Show has been a good show in the past and for the area is a fine way to close out a short season. At $5.00 a car it proves that some Chamber of Commerce Shows are way over priced. this is not one of them. Call 207-667-8515 For More Info.

The Show I think that we all have been waiting for is Car Show 2010. Formerly held at the Windham Wal-Mart it is not the old Wal-Mart Show. After taking a year off, this Show has revamped classes and a new venue. Having moved to the Parking lots ( yes lots ) of the Landing Restaurant and Charlie Beigg's Dining & Spirits in Windham, who also are the major sponsors, will provide us with great parking and ample room to make this a great day. Scheduled for Saturday the 25th weather is not a factor as this is a rain or shine show. Besides, is another show providing such classes as British All and Monte Carlo All.

On Sunday is the 17th Annual Durham Car, Truck and Bike Show hosted by the Yankee Cruisers. With the weather putting a damper on last years show it looks like it might be better this year. Classes are abundant, give aways more so and the grounds much improved. With Archie, Stan, Cheryl and the rest of the Yankee Cruisers at the helm this is always a good time and a great show.

Only a few left after these so lets have some fun.

And Now For...

2010-09-19T23:28:00.002-04:00

I really do read other stuff and write about what I know of and use the facts as they are presented. The Fact is I wasn't anywhere near this State. I was 2 States over in Vermont with some real good friends having a great time at the NSRA N/E Nationals Plus.

An experience like this is completely different from anything around here with prizes and vendors and drawings all weekend. Starting on a Thursday evening that was damp and dreary the weekend got cranked up on Friday and blasted its way into the record books with 1664 vehicles that were at least 30 years old. Lasting 3 days it is more of a Car Show binge than an event.

Anybody that has never been to a NSRA event can tell you that it is an eye opening experience on the grounds during the day and a Cruise Night like no other in the evening as most if not all the motels have some cars parked in its parking lot.

OOB and Standish really didn't matter. To some maybe it did and I don't mean to sound cavalier but you have got experience a Real Show and get to meet some real good folks who don't need the glory of a Trophy to have a good time. 1664 Vehicles came in and only 24 went out with an award. Ask around, you may find one or two of the locals that were there and at least one that was rewarded.

See Ya.

URGENT MESSAGE FROM SEMA

2010-09-15T19:37:00.002-04:00

EPA Threatens to Raise Ethanol Content in Gasoline

Under pressure from ethanol producers to raise the ethanol content in gasoline, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) could issue a decision later this month allowing the use of E15 in late-model cars. It could permit the use in other cars at a later date. The SEMA Action Network (SAN) opposes the shift from E10 to E15 due to concerns that the additional content will harm automobiles of all ages, including special interest collector and historic vehicles.

To date, there is a lack of conclusive information regarding E15’s effect on engines of different model years. In addition to the potential harm of E15 on engine components, the EPA has no procedure in place to ensure misfueling does not occur or any plan for ensuring regular gasoline continues to be available for older vehicles. The SAN’s concerns are shared by a number of other industry organizations.

We Urge You to Ask President Obama (Contact Information Below) to Stop the EPA from Raising the Ethanol Content in Gasoline

Dear Mr. President:

I strongly urge you to stop the Environmental Protection Agency from raising the amount of ethanol in gasoline from today’s 10 percent (E10) to 15 percent (E15) – a 50 percent increase.

The EPA is under pressure from some corporate ethanol supporters to raise the rates in order to boost sales. However, scientific studies have not yet been completed on concerns that the added content could harm auto parts of all ages.

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If the EPA approves E15, it will state that the increased ethanol is only for recent model cars. However, once a new fuel mix enters the gasoline supply system, it will inevitably end up in the wrong engines.

Gasoline without any ethanol may simply disappear from the marketplace for millions of Americans with older cars or special interest collector and historic vehicles. E10 has already made this a reality in many areas of the country.

The EPA should wait until all of the scientific research is complete. There is no need for a rush to judgment.

DON’T DELAY! Please contact President Obama at http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

Please e-mail a copy of your letter to Steve McDonald at stevem@sema.org. Thank you for your assistance.

Weekend Report

2010-09-15T14:41:00.003-04:00

So here it is Wednesday and everybody is ready for the weekend already.

The OOB Money for Nothing Tour is Friday and Saturday with the overabundance of Massholevanians and other Gold Chain swingers from away. Standish Kiwanis are going to put on a cold version of the Sand in Your Shorts routine on the 18th which could give some a better Show than OOB.

Also up is a little show up in Hartland/St.Albans on Saturday that might be worth a second look, with 10 classes and Best of Show. There is the Sweetster Home Fun Day and Car Show at Cooks Corner. I don't have any details on this one so check the Road Scholars Site for contact info.

Many out of State events are on the schedule including the Northeast Nationals in Burlington. Sponsored by the NSRA and the areas Rod Clubs this is always the best bang for your buck. The big change this year is that All NSRA events allow vehicle that are 30 years old or older. It ain't just about Street Rods at the events its about the Hobby.

Where ever you go, have fun. Whatever you do, have fun.

See Ya

Brewer

2010-09-12T20:45:00.004-04:00

As getting up early is becoming more of a chore than usual it did not help that it was still the crack of dark and the daylight was taking its sweet ass time about becoming viable.

On the road by 6, in Brewer, on site by 8:10, showed the other Maine that we here are true to our word. They in turn are also true to there word and put on a very diverse show.

Benefiting the Boy Scout's, the show was to say the least, geared toward fun with activities like a fan belt toss and other car games going all day. Minimal Classes and about 150 Cars rounded out the Show.

The Awards For 3rd an 2nd were the run of the mill plastic tubes and shiny crap . The 1st Place trophies were all hand made from used car parts and were quite unique as no two were the same.

Good little show with a few quirks. But the fact that the time spent, was fun and eating at Dysart's on the way home was worth every Quirk.

2010-09-11T07:57:00.002-04:00

We watched in horror as our enemies attacked us. We stood together as a nation, to honor those that perished. Today we do the same.

Always Remember, Never Forget.

Tour Stop

2010-09-09T07:49:00.002-04:00

The season is winding down and that can only mean one thing.

The first stop of the "Money for Nothing Tour" in Bangor, is Saturday the 11th with Wheels on the Waterfront and for a $15.00 you could possibly prepay for your $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy. This show is put on by a "Tourist Bureau" but is basically the Chamber of Commerce, who seem to want all the commerce. With a great view of the Waterfront, that is about all this show has going for it and your money goes to nothing important.

The following Weekend is the second stop of the "Money for Nothing Tour" in OOB. The price remains the same but view is of the ocean. You will also have the opportunity to meet all the great Gold Chain Swinging Meat Puppet Masters from Massholevania and beyond.

Meanwhile here in the real world of economic feasibility we have an All Mopar Show in Augusta the 11th, A Rockin the Dog House in Houlton, again the 11th with a smattering of out of state shows that could be worth the trip.

On the 12th is another series of shows in the State with the Windham Athletic Boosters making a stab at getting it right with the Show at the High School. Not real good reviews from the past but may be worth another look because it can only get better.

In New Hampshire we have Settlers Green in North Conway and all the Shopping outlets that you could dream of. This Show has made adjustments to its classes and as always should pull a good crowd of cars from Maine.

Brewer also does a little Car Show for the Boy Scouts at the Brewer Auditorium. This one usually gets overlooked because of "Wheels on the Waterfront" but is the destination of choice for those that wish to cheer the underdog.

Could Be A Fun Weekend. Details are listed along with out of State Shows at http://roadscholars.webs.com

TOYS FOR TOTS

2010-09-07T09:39:00.003-04:00

Well the 4th Annual Toy Run is in the books and what a turnout. I didn't count, but it had to be as many vehicles as last year. The toys were brought out and many brought more than one. Media coverage of the event was as always more than appreciated and well done with its choice of interviewees. I think some enjoy the time in front of a camera.

Stan and especially Cheryl get the big WELL DONE for putting this on the schedule again this year. To all the individuals and clubs that stepped up to make it happen the way it should. Good Job.

Discussion

2010-09-06T06:44:00.002-04:00

Yesterday was damn near perfect, with great weather, good cars nice cruise and a BBQ. We at one point were worried about the turnout but that was a none factor upon arrival. Thanks to Tim and Sue Wallace for being great hosts as usual.

During the day, a discussion Broke out about the different takes on the Pathways Vineyard Church Show and how a group of participants feel they were cheated from getting a trophy.

This stems from the fact that the posted cut-off time was extended and not adhered to, as was written on the flier. True enough. Also brought up was the fact that some if not all of these cars were given awards. True enough.

What wasn't mentioned is the fact that the miss-classed vehicles, some of which did get there on time, were also awarded trophies or that gaps in parking in certain classes were done on purpose to keep the over preened egos of the participants from spilling over into ground water causing an EPA alert.

The Fact is that Vineyard is running the show and can make any changes they wish as they have in years past with classes being added in the last minute etc. As these cars were allowed to register after the posted cut-off time should they have been denied to be fairly judged by the same people who judged the rest of that class or should it have been stated that we will take your money and give you nothing in return, not even a fair shake.

Vineyard Show Part 2 A Different Take

2010-09-04T21:53:00.003-04:00

This was sent via e-mail to myself and HotKarz and has been posted by Both Blogs. This commentary is worthy of its own post rather than a Comment box.

Thank You Brianna

Hi,

First off I want to say that the show was a great show. The food was really good and very reasonably priced. Restrooms were open in the school with a convenient location. The judges were very fair and took the time to look over the vehicles completely. I was impressed.

However, there was one major issue I, along with many others noticed. The flier on the event specifically stated rain or shine event. On the same flier, it says that the registration is between 8am and 10am. I drove about 45 minutes from my home in Portland to attend this event. I left at about 7 this morning in order to arrive at the show by 8am to ensure I had plenty of time to get to the show and CLEAN my car due to wet roads. I got to the show and yes my car was soaked, dirty, and also placed on the mud at the show, no big deal; I cleaned it. My dispute, along with many others was after seeing vehicles enter after 11am, which was after the judges began to jugde the vehicles. In my class alone, the judges started on my car and were just finshing up after a great inspection of my vehicle, moving on to the next. Just then two vehicles came in one right after the next and entered in the 90's and up class, and to my utmost surprise were able to register to be judged. Not to mention one vehicle didn't have an open hood or trunk. The other three of us were there all day and cleaned to prepare for judging. Myself and a few other participants brought it to the attention of the car show organizers bringing the flier for proof. The response we recieved was them saying that they "extended" the registration due to the weather. I responded saying I understand that but the flier specifically states rain or shine. I took my chances driving to the show with wet roads and the chance of rain along the way, but knew registration ended at 10 and wanted time to clean my car before judging. These same two vehicles took first and second place in the class and did not need to clean their vehicles. By the time they left for the show, the streets were dry and there was nothing to clean. If I had known that I would have waited until streets were dry as well so I didn't have to do the work at the show, but that is not why I go to shows. I go to shows for my interests and in order to deserve a trophy I clean my vehicle, as many others do and will drive to the show in rain or shine.

I am not one to start problems at the shows, I just feel cheated and it was unfair for these late entrants to enter way after registration was supposed to end. I hope that this concern reaches the organizers for a possible change in the future because otherwise it was a great show.

-Brianna DiDonato

Vineyard Show

2010-09-04T20:30:00.004-04:00

10 minutes from the Show and I roll in at 9am to see one Car in my Class. I registered as always but today knowing it was a judged show and having seen an unmarked car judged at Belgrade I decided to keep the Show Card in the window.

Earl was a bust and the day turned from clammy to bearable to down right great. The Church put on another great show and did a good job again this year both at the gate and at the tables. The turn out was a bit lower much to the chagrin of the organizers but quality vehicles were in attendance.

After the 10am registration closure was postponed to allow a bigger count of attendees , which made sense from the standpoint of the organizers as this was a fundraiser. Some participants took exception to this and voiced their concerns to them and it was duly noted.

The Judges were as good as could be expected without payment and ALL cars were judged in the same manner without exception. Including mine. Some felt cheated by the late arrivals and rightfully so. However "They" Can Not say that these late arrivals didn't deserve to be judged or that the late arrivals were not deserving of being awarded a trophy if they were better vehicles than the rest of the class. This was a Judged Show. If the late arrivals got trophies at a participant vote show then we would know the fix was in. But that was not the case.

As the day wore on more Street Rods were entered and judged and I should have done what I have done all year and thrown my card in the back seat but didn't. Somehow the judge in my class either through hysterical blindness or total mental ineptitude picked my car for 1st place.

After being awarded my own 1st Place $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy, I feel the organizers were cheated themselves by being given a $5.00 Cheap Ass Trophy instead and being told it was a $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy by their supplier.

Thanks to all for making it a great day. Good Job to the Pathways Vineyard Crew.

Just in Case You Planned On Attending

2010-09-02T22:29:00.002-04:00

This is an Update on the Falmouth Dream Cruise down in Falmouth MA.

Dream Cruise Participant
Due to hurricane Earl forecasting and in the interest of public safety, the Falmouth Chamber of Commerce, a member of the Falmouth Local Emergency Planning Committee, is rescheduling the Falmouth Dream Cruise By The Sea two-day events.

The Car Show and the Car Parade/Cruise are now scheduled for Sunday, September, 5 and Monday, September 6 respectively. Times remain the same. For details and updates, visit The Falmouth Chamber website and the Falmouth Dream Cruise website or call 508-548-8500.

We look forward to seeing you at the show!

Sincerely,

Jay Zavala
Falmouth Chamber of Commerce

A Report From... The Response Part 2

2010-09-02T08:24:00.001-04:00

And more.

Hi Lorna,

First off let me just say that I know what it takes to put on a car show. My Husband and I have helped with many shows over the years.The time you take to get all that is needed and the rounding up of volunteers and getting sponsors,ect. is a very stressful and time consuming job. Than only to have people back out is even worse.

Yes many people were very happy with the dinner . I'm just saying what I had been told and heard myself and thought of it myself, when the dinner was going on.

I realize the Judging was done with the points system. That still does not explain how a car can win 1st place when the trunk or hood were not up and the driver or someone else attending the car were not even there to open them. It not only happened in my class but a couple of others.
Split Balloting is when you take all the classes and divide them up into groups. Say you have 26 classes A-Z. you take and split them into say A-G. H-M, N-S, T-Z. As people register you pass the ballots out so that everyone does not have the same ballot and there is hardly any chance of Block voting or the "Good old boy network" kicking in. Most people that I know really like it. We did it at the show we helped with and many others have done the same thing. If you do not have one there is a book about putting on a car show. You can go to www.hotkarz.com and ask Bill to send you one, he would be glad to. I do believe they are free and it tells you just about everything you need to know. Including the split ballot process.

As far as the Goody bags and Ribbons. There were many people that went to get one and were told that they were only for the Pre-registered participants. Nothing was ever said after that about extras that I know of. Ribbons may have been passed out but not everyone got one or even knew there were some.

As far as the entrance fee, Most shows only charge $5.00 Except for a couple and they charged $10.00 but you got a show t-shirt with your entry. Now though, it is considered a donation because our glorious government has decided that if you charge a "FEE" they are going to tax you for it. So now most shows ask for a "Donation". I had no beefs with the awards. I thought they were really unique. I liked them. In fact I got one. It is proudly displayed with the rest of my trophies.

I hope I have explained myself for you and helped you to understand a little more of what I was talking about. This is the First year I have had my Own car to enter, so I am learning things too. If you or someone else still have them and it is not to much trouble, could you get a copy of the judge sheet for my car and maybe get it to me, so I can learn what I need to improve. I would really appreciate it. I had the 1968 Black Mustang Convertible with the purple top, my number was 6. She has just come out of a 3 1/2 year restoration. She has only been on the road for 7 weeks. She is a Stock Matching Numbers Car, except for the purple. She has already in that short time gotten, 1 Best of Show, 1 Best Ford, 4 -1st places, 5- 2Nd's and a 3rd place.
In closing I just want to say I'm do not mean to offend anyone, I was only voicing what I had seen myself or heard from others. Again I know what goes into putting one of these on it's not easy and I also realize it is all Volunteer.
Thank-you for your time and your quick response.

Connie Peacock

A Report From... The Response Part 1

2010-09-02T08:20:00.001-04:00

This is the response from Farmington

Hi Connie - I hope to go over your comments and let me first say that I am glad you have shared these with me. It is our goal to make this event something that you (as car show participants) will enjoy and consider worth your while to attend.

A local car show participant contacted me and told me that what car show folks really like for food is a chicken BBQ. So - we decided to do it and advertised it with the event. I had contacted the local fire dept. to set it up, as well as other caterers, but no one wanted to do it. We ended up purchasing all of the materials and my brother sat in the hot sun all day cooking it - he is not part of the event committee, but volunteered to help me out. His wife and my mother and two of their friends also pitched in to set up and serve everything as they knew we were short-handed of volunteers yesterday.

I tried to get regular food vendors but everyone was committed that weekend to other events (fairs, etc.) so I had no choice but to at least do the BBQ. I had some who loved it and complimented on the food, and others who didn't care for it. We sold 76 out of 100 dinners.

Judging was done with a point system with the following categories (the same forms were used for all vehicles) ... paint, body and exterior modifications, engine, wheels and tires, interior modifications, glass windows, trunk/hatchback/cabin/or bed, display of vehicle.

It is the first time we had done a point system, the first year we did people's choice and I had many complaints about the 'good ol boy network' for that and felt the most fair way to determine winners was to go with judging and the point system. The judges were independent car people and did not know the participants.

I am open to a different way of doing it - can you explain the participation split ballot idea - is that easy to tally? how does it work? what do I need for forms, etc. If that is an acceptable way to determine winners from show participants - I would prefer to do it (thank you!)

Last year I did up 100 goody bags for 100+ participants and came back with two boxes of them - folks didn't want them and we wasted alot of things (not to mention the time to solicit donations and then put the bags together). So I cut it back to 50 this year. I didn't have 50 pre-registrations, so they were given out until they were gone. It's so hard for me to know how many folks will arrive and who wants what - my apologies you didn't receive one of these.

We did have participant ribbons and I sent one volunteer (my daughter) throughout the grounds to distribute to each participant. I forbid her to touch any of the vehicles (hang the ribbon on something) if there was no one at the vehicle. Some folks stopped by the registration table when they saw the ribbons with other vehicles and picked up one, I should have had the announcer mention they were available several times so everyone had the opportunity to get one - that was my error and I'm sorry you didn't receive one of those either. I would be happy to mail one to you if you like.

I would also like feedback on the fee. Some folks don't mind it, others do. I wonder if it would be better to just put a sign out at the gate that registration is FREE ($5.00 donation suggested) so that everyone has the opportunity to decide if they want to pay something or not? Of course, we would still need registration forms done so we know who's there and how to do awards etc. We rent the fairgrounds, provided free water, purchase all the supplies to run the show (soap, toilet paper, paper towels, signs, food, get tables/chairs, purchase ribbons, advertising, printing costs, and our awards alone are in the $2500-$3000 range but we want something nice that folks will be glad to have and display proudly and so many previous year participants have raved about them). We gave out 77 awards this year.

Our workers that day receive no compensation, it is strictly volunteer. Myself, my assistant, two of my board members, three member volunteers and seven members of my family put the show on yesterday and we really tried to do the best we could. We were short-handed and most of us were doing 2-3 jobs each. Not that it matters, but I am just offering an explanation of the work involved to do this and the fact that we really try (each year) to do better and meet the needs and interest of you, the participant.

I want your feedback and help to do the best we can, so thank you for sharing your thoughts. I can't fix it if I don't know :-) The local car club brought this event to us and asked if we would take it over. We are learning slowly so I appreciate your patience.

If you have the time to respond with some things I've asked - I would very much appreciate it. The committee will have a follow-up meeting soon to address the pro's and con's of the day.

Thank you Connie.

Lorna Nichols, Executive Director
Franklin County Chamber of Commerce

So, How Hot Was It ???

2010-09-01T19:58:00.002-04:00

As the day gets warmer and Swamp Ass and all the ways to alleviate it takes over our thought processes, we look to something named Earl for relief. Like that's working.

This weekend is Busy Busy Busy and probably as damp as your Swamp Ass infested shorts at first and panning out to be beauteous in every way.

Saturday looks a bit wet at the beginning of the day but the 3rd Annual Central Maine Car Show at the New Vineyard Church in Lewiston is on. With a great location and some very good Volunteers this could be a very fun day. This show had a breakout year last year and proved to all that it could hack it on the scene.

Sunday looks better and at 1pm it gets real good, with the organizational skills proven at the Father's Day show at Hodgman's Don Morris and a few current and former suspects decided that a Cruise to the Past Gas & Ancient Oil Collection of Tim Wallace was due for a BBQ and tour.
It's a bring your dogs hogs or burger deal and don't forget the drinks, the grills are already there. The convoy leaves at 1pm sharp from the Auburn K-Mart parking lot.

Then we got this thing on Monday that's Called THE ALL CLUBS CRUISE IN AND TOY RUN all for Toys for Tots. Taking place at the Portland Motor Club on Presumpscot St in Portland, this is our version of the Toy Run put on by the United Bikers of Maine. We do it a whole lot nicer and with just as much enthusiasm. Last year we filled a truck in 20 minutes and a trailer in about 2 hours. The admission fee is an unwrapped toy for the USMC TOYS for TOTS. A group is leaving the Auburn Park & Ride at 8:30am and will be taking the back way down.

Busy Busy Busy

And Loving Every Minute

Thanks For Stopping

2010-08-30T22:01:00.002-04:00

My wife and I were on our way home Sunday evening when the timing chain broke in the motor of our rat rod .

Thank heaven we found a wide spot on RT. 121 safely out of traffic. We called AAA and they came and got us an hour and a half later. During this time over thirty cars stopped to help in any way they could.

I would like to thank all that stopped, it was deeply appreciated. Also a very big thank you to six heroes that stayed with us until Moonshine was loaded and ready to be hauled home. You guys are the best!

To all that stopped thanks again.

Sincerely, Bob & Pam Reed

A Report From...

2010-08-30T11:09:00.002-04:00

To whom it may concern,

I attended your show this Sunday for the second time in a few years. Only I had my ' 68 Mustang this time. I thought it was for the most part a good day. Only I have a couple of tiffs to point out.

The Chicken dinner was not the greatest. The chicken was dry,the potatoes in the salad were not cooked enough, they were tuff. I didn't feel it was worth the $10.00. You should also offer a little more for food choices. Since not everyone really wanted or like chicken and had to go across the street to the store.

The biggest beef I had, along with a lot of others I spoke with, did not think Judging of Vehicles was fair. There were a few cars that got first place that did not in a true Judged show deserve it. In a JUDGED Show there is a 100 point score system. Broke down it goes 25 % Engine, which means the Hood MUST be Open, 25% Trunk, Which the Lid Should be also OPEN, 25% paint and last Over all 25% Cleanliness. So how could a car that does NOT have it's Hood or trunk Lid OPEN win 1st place. Or a car that has a Dirty engine or a shoddy paint job, win first? The only thing people could come up with for a reasonable explanation was the old saying in the car show circuit is " The GOOD OLD BOY NETWORK" If your "JUDGES" can't judge fairly, according to the proper judge system, then you will lose a lot of participation. In fact the majority of the people I spoke with will not return next year because of it. If you want a good fair show than lose the judging and turn it to Participation SPLIT ballot show.

The other beef I heard through out the day, was that the only ones to get a goody bags were the preregistered people, The ones that did not, did not get a thing to commemorated the day. You should offer either ribbons or dash plagues for those that do not preregister, something is better than nothing.

Sincerely, Connie Peacock

Weekend Report

2010-08-29T22:30:00.003-04:00

4 Shows and I stayed home, I did not do the WCSH Show yesterday, I didn't head to the great white north and get to Littleton, Farmington has never been my cup of tea and Roxanne I'm sorry I missed it. I can't say much except that what I have heard from several attendees is that the Raymond show was great and hopefully the constructive comments made will make a better show next year.

The best part of the weekend was the benefit for Glen Thurlow. It was great to see everybody pulling together for a cause without reward other than the feeling of doing something right. The Parking lot was packed and the legion hall was full of food, fun people and smiles.

The Uptown Kruizahs raised over $2000 for the Thurlow Family with the help of a few clubs a whole bunch of friends.

Well Done Everyone

Raymond

2010-08-28T07:51:00.002-04:00

Almost forgot this one and wouldn't want to.

Roxanne Gerry and some friends are doing a Show on the 29th(as verified by the Road Scholars & Hotkarz calendars) not today as stated by the Hotkarz Blog. I really don't know that much about this one and wish I could tell you more. It is being held at the Jordan Small School on Rte 85 in Raymond. It seems to have some interesting classes and may prove to be a good start to a rather bleak weekend in the Car Show schedule. Sad to say that I will not be able to attend this show but those that can should support the show.

Give Roxanne some input for the future to improve the show, not seeing the future in a crystal ball and saying its going to suck.

Benefit

2010-08-24T08:19:00.002-04:00

We all, at one time or another meet someone who in his or her own way makes a difference in the way we look at stuff. These people are easy to talk to, yet hold their beliefs and morals close to their hearts. They quietly make a statement without saying a dam thing.

Glen Thurlow is that type of person. As I have known Glen for several years he has at times been a pain in my ass, but that's what friends are at times, and I do count Glen as a friend who is easy to talk too. Over the years he and I, along with others who enjoy this hobby, have had some laughs and few discussions. We have argued over trivial shit and still remained on speaking terms through out the day and the following week all is forgotten and the friendship remains.

Reports trickled through the Car Show scene that Glen was sick. The only way to confirm these was through Glen himself and he openly stated that he had cancer, his voice never quivered. I knew then he was getting ready to fight like hell.

Being a self employed Craftsman, Glen has little to no insurance and shit is piling up fast. He is not the type to ask for help and I don't think he would even if he had to.

So as his friends and acquaintances pondered this dilemma, they decided to have a benefit Cruise-In and Dinner to help with the bills and anything else that they need.

On Sunday, August 29th at the American Legion Hall, Rt.121/112King St. in Oxford, we will gather for a Cruise-In from 3pm to 5pm with the Supper portion starting at 5 and going till the foods gone. If you need more info call 539-0941, 890-0870, 890-0871 or e-mail at blackbear1964@yahoo.com .

Whether you know him or not, or call him your friend or not, you need to do this event, because it is the right thing to do.

Long weekend PT2

2010-08-22T20:18:00.002-04:00

So this buzzing noise at 5am tells me to kill the idiot that told everybody we were leaving at 6:30am to head to Cabela's for the Team 207 Show, then I remembered that idiot was me. Damn that was stupid.

Back in 2009 the Guys and Gals of the Club that is known as Team 207 approached me for advice in getting there car show off the ground. By December the Ball was rolling at a pace that they could call fast and they saw the fruit of their labor today.

With just enough taste of the old way of doing a car show and plenty of their own ingredients to make it a new show Team 207 showed many of us Geezer's what a "Team" effort was all about. The surrounding merchants, the participants and the organizers all worked as a "Team" to make one of the most pleasant first year shows that has marched down the street in awhile.

Yes it was a good first show, but it did have some problems that were noted by me and several others. Knowing this club, they have already found a solution to those problems and will have them cured by next year. I can say that a Stereo Problem was handled with more eloquence that I could muster and quickly became a non-problem.

The award I was given was for the respect that I showed them and the advice that was gladly given. In return they listened to the advice, added their own touches and have shown us all how to make it happen. They showed us respect by having classes that we could enter, unlike some shows that don't include a "Tuner" class. They showed us that they are capable of continuing the Hobby and traditions of putting on Quality Car Shows. They also showed us they can adjust quickly and tried like hell to keep everybody happy.

This was received in E-Mail:
Kudos to Team 207 for what I think was a flawless show!!! GREAT JOB GUYS AND GALS!!!! If there were any glitches, they were well hidden as they should have been. Wonderful location and it appeared that the merchants also supported our crowd! Nice touch to have breakfast pizza served at you car and coupons handed out for discounts at participating shops and YES I did go shopping (window mostly). So please pass my thanks along to them as well.

Just goes to show "team" work gets the job done. If the club has one next year, you bet, we will come! Many thanks to you folks and see you soon we hope.

I concur and say this, Respect goes a long way and is easily earned.

They sure as Hell did that today. Good Job!!!

Long Weekend PT1

2010-08-22T19:37:00.004-04:00

The weekend started on Thursday this week and went full tilt boogie until about an hour ago. Hebron on Thursday night for the weekly prayer meeting of the Church of the Blessed Gearhead was as usual funny as hell and lasted not quite long enough.

Back to Hebron for Supper on Friday and the Comedy routine from the the ever talented Mr Chip's, Pinstriper, Sign Painter, Custom Graphic Artist, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer. Piss yourself Laughing with tears in your eyes was the way it started, continued and ended.

At 6:45am on Saturday Morning my Saturday ritual of setting up the office and getting my morning hike up the hill to Duffy's for Coffee and Doughnuts with a tall story of daring-do or some other story of bullshit, told me that we were off and running for another day of fun and Street Rods.

At noon I was admiring over 200 Street Rods, Customs and Pre-72 manifestations of unique personality and was in awe at the way this event is run. 200 vehicles and 5 awards and all the ego's left with the trash by the side of the road.

With the Pinecaster's playing live Rockabilly, food that was good, fairly cheap and adult beverages in as abundant quantities as one could wish a good day was at hand and those that attended enjoyed every damn minute.

To think that this was the 38th event the Down East Street Rods have done and they have yet to screw the pooch in presentation or execution.

On the other hand the East Auburn Baptist Church Car Show was also in progress and this is the report we were sent and have printed here.

What a day we had...Great location, great weather and great friends!! Some 60+ vehicles entered the show and I can honestly say that I didn't hear one complaint. The organizers tried something different with the classes, opting to forgo the usual 50's, 60's, 70's etc and chose to break the classes up by makes and models. Can't say that it was a big hit, but those attending appeared to have a good time and that's what it was all about. Food was plentiful and VERY inexpensive. Music was provided by a member of the staff, not a hired DJ and that too worked well. The addition this year was a big tent to provide much needed shade and picnic tables to enjoy lunch at. Live entertainment was provided, not intentionally of course, when some baby kangaroo mice appeared in the 80's class! I was told that they were hitchhikers picked up in Togus and the forgot to get out!!! My nerves were shot, but thanks to Jackie I survived though Mr. C had a good laugh at my expense. Oh well - next year's show is already in the works - organizers asked for and received comments/suggestions and have promised to take them under advisement. The decade classes will return and hopefully a few others. The day will again coincide with the balloon festival.

Thanks Deb

Questions

2010-08-17T09:23:00.003-04:00

As my ass heals from the chewing it received (please read the comments for the Togus posting), several questions as to the upcoming shows this weekend have come up and with some information provided by Deb Vines and some time tables set at Togus we will try and help out with this calamity.

East Auburn Baptist Church again this year has decided to go up against the Down East Street Rods Rod Run, (38th) at Hebron Pines Camp Ground. The question is, the classes. Deb threw these at me last week on FB and now we see them here.

Classes for East Auburn Baptist Church Show on August 21: Muscle Cars, Antiques, Street Rods,Mopar, Corvette, Convertibles, Camaro/Firebird, Mustang/Cougar, Pontiac/ Buick's/Olds, Best of 80's, Foreign/Tuners, Special Interest, 4x4 Trucks, Golden Oldies, Sport Trucks, Motorcycles/Trikes. Also Best Engine, Best Paint and Best of Show.

I'll be at the Rod Run.

Next is the Team 207 Show at Cabela's in Scarborough on Sunday. A group will be leaving the Auburn Park and Ride at 6:30am. The details for this Show can be found at http://roadscholars.webs.com/ . This Show is going up against the Mid Coast Show in Bath which in past years has been mediocre on a good day.

I'll be at Cabela's.

Brownfield and Clinton

2010-08-15T20:55:00.002-04:00

Hey, here is a report from one of our avid fans about the other happenings this weekend.

Another busy weekend with Lions Club shows. Wish that the clubs would get together and help each other for the good of the common cause - Harrison Lions need assistance at the last hour and other Lions pitched in and helped. Guess the operative word is asked or maybe the Lions Clubs in this great state should start talking to each other.

Saturday was Brownfield and Brownfield was Brownfield short notice but at least next year's date is already set for the second Saturday in August - minimum classes with a handful of people making a go of it. Kudo's to them!! Great weather, field was layed out when we arrived (OK so a little latter than some, but before registration time) We were warmly welcomed by Dee and shown to our parking spot by Dee - get the picture?? It appeared to be a community days event with parade and flea market etc - lots of activities. All in all a good day and we were home by 2ish and didn't leave until 7 (I got to sleep in!!! YIPEE)

Today was Clinton Lions Club Show - again later morning start; fast trip up the pike with arrival basically on time. Heard great comments about the food and pricing - good and not expensive. Some very old acquaintances were renewed and mostly a good day.

This was Clinton's first show and Brownfield's 3rd and in both cases there is some room for improvement.

Let's start with Brownfield - their major problem seemed to be lack of club participation. No delegation. No one responsible for getting the word out, for ordering trophies, etc. All seemed to fall on one person. She held up well as did her hubby etc. This was one of the 1st shows we attended almost 15 yrs ago and there will be many more years before it compares with that show.

Clinton was a surprise to everyone - those organizing and those participating. GOOD turnout and great weather. No canopy needed today - nice breeze all day long. Unfortunately, first off we were asked what class we wanted and that told us immediately what was going to happen. Truck in Antique class was almost acceptable to everone, but the car owners in the class. Camaro in the 80's and 2000's class and there was a class for them. Mustangs not in the Mustang class, need I say more - NO you get the picture.

Ballots were due in at 1pm (too late I think, but not my call) Awards were publicized as "when ballots were tabulated" - good call by them, but not for us - as of 4pm we were still waiting. I think this is the first time EVER in our 14 yrs that I have been so very close to saying let's go to heck with it!!!! Will we go again?? Yes, probably once more, but not if we have a better choice closer to home.

Guess my only thought is..... For such a large organization as the Lions Club is, there doesn't seem to be any communication between chapters. If one needs help with a fund raiser, why aren't the other no matter where they are located stepping up to the plate after all it's for the common good. Oh, I said that before. Next year it's Togus for sure.

Thanks for the report and nicely down

For the Veteran's

2010-08-15T18:51:00.003-04:00

What started 4 years ago with my solo trip to Togus has turned into the Caravan that was today, with at least 25 vehicles leaving the Lewiston Mardens parking lot and 10 more waiting along the way. By the time we got to the rendezvous point we were 50 strong and chomping at the bit. The meeting spot was filled to capacity on both sides of the street and then we went to do our best to make the residents and patients at Togus VA Hospital feel that some one actually was thanking them in a small way for their service.

With over 300 vehicles and over 150 Motorcycles in attendance we did just that and the veterans were more than thankful. With just about every veterans organization represented the food line went smoothly the entertainment was just right and the faces were all smiling.

The few that did not attend missed a very good day. Some that did not attend were expected to be there, as they have been in the past. Some had told me in advance that they weren't going to be there for a one reason or another and I realize that this event is not for everyone. The one that surprised me the most by not being there, should start thinking about his "All About the Veterans" motto. Maybe he can show up at Togus next year so the "Arizona" pinstriper can add some stuff to his new ride like he did today for other participants.

A few people needed a hand or two and funds were given to Toys for Tots for the Porta Potties and repairs were done to a fellow car lovers ride, because of a "Duh" moment.

Given a choice between a $15.00 Cheap Ass Trophy and saying thanks to the Veterans, I'll pick the veterans every time.

Besides try defending your country with that piece of trashy chromed plastic, faux marble and a best of crapola plaque.

Togus

2010-08-10T18:45:00.004-04:00

If you have never been a little patriotic now would probably be a good time to make an attempt.

The Rusty Nuts are doing it again with assistance from us or if you prefer "We the People" in putting on the Annual Veteran's BBQ at Togus VA Hospital.

As always it not about us, this time its about them, the veterans. As it should be there is no show of ego, no competition, no Cheap Ass Plastic Trophies, just people who care and wish to show it by bringing their cars to let the patients at Togus view them.

With the count from past years creeping ever closer to epic proportions of Bikes Cars & Trucks it is the biggest gathering of Show Cars in one place that garners no awards other than good old American Pride in Your Ride.

With gathering points through out the state the crew from Lewiston will be leaving at 9AM sharp from the Lewiston Marden's, going up 202 through Augusta. Be there or get left behind.

Another Take

2010-08-08T17:10:00.004-04:00

A long weekend to be sure, but the question remains as to whether it was any fun.

Being in Andover was the pleasure of the weekend and traveling with the crew that showed up in the rear view was interesting. Andover was, as always, worth every minute. A parade, with real WWII tanks and vehicles, more fire equipment than what Andover owns, a bazaar of arts and crafts, a chicken bbq and one of the finest car shows I have been to in awhile.

Andover Olde Home Days and a Car Show run by the Western Maine Street Rodders was definitely the pick over Par Sem in this book. Word of advice to WMSR, buy a P/A and fill the Bullhorn up with a fecal like substance garnered from the local pasture.

Traveling to Biddeford to enjoy a Cruise Night with some old friends was our plan but having 6 other cars tagging along was to say the least, Awesome. With the 48 leading and the tail gunner being a Deuce 3 window we turn a few heads and a few miles into a fun daylong adventure. Maine Coastal Cruisers are great hosts and do a very good Cruise Night that would please anybody and seeing Fritz and Mac and the rest, made it all the more enjoyable. We even caught up with some folks from Canada, who run the Atlantic Nationals and were down for a slight break from the hustle and bustle of Moncton, New Brunswick Canada.

When the Alarm went off this morning it meant it was time to get our lazy asses up and out to Oxford for the New Balance Car Show put on by the Uptown Kruizahs. This is their 2nd year of putting on a Show and learning quickly seems to be a trait they are willing to use and have with a better show than last year, more cars than last year and a whole lot less bullshit than last year.

They had a few glitches and asked for help from experienced people who have been in this situation before. All the little fires seemed to be handled with the intent of the Participants satisfaction and a fair shake to all involved.

The only big problem I saw was the Classes themselves, with no 4X4 or a Tuner Class, with a possibility of more classes if needed. A little tweak on that will make this a better show next year and in years to come. The space available was well groomed and not filled to capacity, room for expansion is possible but only if handled carefully.

Well Done to the Uptown Kruizahs for a class effort and a great show. And thanks to all the participants for making it happen the way it did.

Answer? Yes It Was.....Fun

More Minion Meetings

2010-08-05T17:18:00.006-04:00

As you sit at the Car show du jour this weekend, think about what you have done to deserve being kept from being able to drive your vehicle. Think about what you have done to be punished for modifying your classic car to your liking. Think about what you have done to stop the forces that are at the State Capital as I write this, that want your car off the roadways if it does not comply to their regulations.

Today I sat down with some of the same people that were at last weeks meeting. This time however the noise complainers of Southern Maine were not in attendance but more car people were. They all wanted an answer as to how we were going to make all the road noise go away. After a little discussion and some minor debate, we agreed that the road noise issue was going to take a little more than a piss ant law that is virtually unenforceable without a major amount of monetary outlay, training and equipment.

We have established a working relationship with the powers that be in the State Police and a few of the major Municipalities. That has given us a better understanding of the problem as well as giving them a better understanding of our concerns. We also came to an agreement that 90% of the problem is operator related and education and self policing seems to be working toward keeping the sound complainers at bay for now.

A more technical wording of the rules and law may be needed at some point if they start to really push for a more stricter rule of compliance, but at this time the 95dba level is holding firm and everyone in attendance agrees that it is good start.

The problem hasn't gone away, but the focus at this point is more on 2 wheels than 4. We must stay very aware of the surroundings we are in and behave ourselves. We are under a microscope and a flaming asshole will bring down the focus on all of us.

We all need to step up. We all need to get involved. Before some haircut with a gun tells us to park it. They want to. We can't give them an excuse.

Busy Busy Busy

2010-08-02T18:34:00.002-04:00

We have the Car Show equivalent of an orgasm coming this weekend and a variety that Heinz would be jealous of.

On Saturday we have the Par Sem Car Show in Parsonfield, sponsored or organized by the Seminary Alumni. This show is always decent and well attended by the mob of usual suspects and will prove to be a good show I'm sure.

The 2nd Annual Sock Hop and Car Show in the metropolis of Gardiner is also scheduled for Saturday. Don't know much about this one so if you go drop us a line with your take on the festivities. Another show is the Sidney Historical Society Show, again on Saturday and again not much is known.

One of my Favorite Shows is the little show in Andover. Put on during the Andover Olde Home Days it gives the variety you find at a county fair within the area of your backyard. Put on by the Western Maine Street Rodders it has proven itself to be a fun, most of the time fair, with moments of brilliance.

If an adventure is wanted you can follow us from Andover to the Maine Coastal Cruisers Cruise Night in Biddeford. We will be taking a back road route with a few stops, to get there in plenty of time to have fun with the Boys and Girls in the area.

Sunday we have a changed date/location show and a 2nd attempt at a new/revised show.

Litchfield Volunteer Fire Dept. Car Show with a Big Rig Class has moved from the Fairgrounds to I believe the Middle School. The details on this have somehow been lost in the Shuffle and I will take full responsibility for not paying that much attention to this show. In other words I really don't give a shit about this one and really didn't pay attention until reminded today. My Bad.

New Balance is the place to be with High Heeled Sneakers and an appetite for home cooking as the Uptown Kruizahs do the best they can and with the help of a few others should pull off their 2nd Show without the need for pissing contests and other attitudes that frequented the area last year. Although much maligned last year their first attempt was good enough for them to try it a second time.

If your in the mood for a long ride there is another show in Calais. Put on by the Downeast Cruisers in Downtown Calais, with 14 classes and 5 dollar (Foot Long?) entry fee it might be worth the ride.

Til next

Meeting the Minions

2010-07-30T09:57:00.003-04:00

As you are probably aware a revised edition of the rules and regulations concerning Loud Motorcycles went into effect on July 12, 2010. The largest problem is the fact that the wording encompasses all Motor Vehicles, the key word being "ALL".

This is a stop gap measure that came from a citizens group that has attempted similar milder forms of this law and gotten nowhere. Sadly due to the lack of forward motion on any of these attempts they have perverted themselves and their organization with out of state non residents, loudly proclaiming how traumatized they are by loud exhaust coming from all types of vehicles and using Naziesque tactics to get the attention they need.

On Tuesday of this past week I was invited at the behest of the Maine Custom Automobile Association to a task force meeting Chaired by the Head of the Vehicle Safety/ Inspection Division in Augusta with Representatives from all parties concerned including Harley Davidson, who is very aware of the ongoing problem of motorcycle noise. Both the proponents and opponents postured themselves into childish behavior and animosity filled attitudes but were told several times to cool their respective jets or they would have to take a timeout like a redheaded stepchild at preschool.

The reason I was asked to be there was two fold. First to balance out the task force as hobbyists were very much in the minority and second as a watchdog of sorts to make sure that while the minions in house were planning they didn't focus there attention toward us with Hot Rods Custom and even certain Antiques.

This is not over by any means and I have been asked to attend the remaining meetings and will, just to keep an eye on the Sound Police and their followers. Progress is being made in the right direction for the 2 wheeled motor vehicles and hopefully some easement of the rules or at the least, less of a gray area in understanding, may also trickle down to us.

TOYS FOR TOTS

2010-07-27T23:09:00.003-04:00

As the Month of September fast approaches, I was given this to remind all the great car people of Toys for Tots Cruise In on Labor Day. As Exhaust Fumes is a sounding board and a resource of sorts for the hobbyist in Maine we have given our e-mail address here and that of the Road Scholars for those that wish to donate and don't want to make that cold call.

ATTENTION ALL CAR CLUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is time to start thinking about the Multi Club Toys for Tots Cruise In on Labor Day Monday September 6th . We Need Donations from Clubs for Portable Toilets and other expenses . Contact Stan or Cheryl Page at (207)892-7989 or Frank Barron at (207)784-2510 with any donations. You may also E-Mail Exhaustfumes@live.com or Roadscholars@live.com for information on making a donation .Thank you very much Cheryl and Stan

So reach deep and step up to make this a Memorable Christmas for some kids that have nothing and for us that have hearts.